I normally do "That 3rd guy on the left, right at the back"![]()
OK i will be dark antihero, do I get to surf? Also I want Kris to be agent, must have chair. Mongrel I need you as 3rd guy on the right, right at the back.
I now have a scorpion I found in desert, taking him back to workshop to hunt bugs, better than chemicals. He needs name not sure if I call him Pizza Guru or Flying Saucer Man
Davron
Hi all
Yup Mongrel got that one right and after a few more hours in the studio I decided to take a few days off and away from studios and computers.
Apologies to Mahakala for any hostility. My brain was fried on caffeine.
Dav glad to see you are back and well. That tablet PC sounds cool. I want one. Then when it messes up as per the last round of MS updates and the ZoneAlarm firewall I can throw it round without breaking it. PC rage.
" ‘the pigeons are radioactive’ " Are they? Do you know something that youre not telling?And yeah weve gotta have the foil hats.
Main thing is that Saramas handling the coffee duties. Were gonna need plenty of that.
Nah I dont wanna be the agent. Im too busy with the soundtrack. I was already thinking of knocking out a CD called "Jeffrey in La-La land" so we can use that as the basis. Now Im getting my head round all the hardware and software in the new studio I can get that done pretty quick.
BTW has anyone else noticed that the Ross forum has been offline for over 24 hours. Its always been a bit slow and dodgy but for the past day its been completely off air. Not just the CH thread bu the whole forum.
Gotta go now my guitar is calling to me.
KK
KK,
You can count on me for coffee!
Regarding the Rick Ross Cult Education Cult, he periodically claims he gets 'hit' by his enemies. Whether the reality of that actually exists or is a figment of his own paranoid delusion, who can say? I imagine he has made a few enemies over the years.
Davron,
Between radioactive pigeons and environmentally friendly scorpions, you sound kind of busy. Are you quite sure you can afford the time to be in an up and coming movie?
Anyway, pass the foil, I can not stand the thought of you lot looking silly without me!
Sarama
I tried to explain about the third guy from the middle, visible only with dark glasses and aerosol spray:
There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful what you say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
Swingin' on the Riviera one day
And then layin' in the Bombay alley next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word slip
While kissing persuasive lips
The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
Secret agent man
(courtesy Slaone & Barri)
Triple expresso after this.
What grade foil to line hat with will be needed. Also want a pink chair.
But does alien have a sister who marries Bowe, who turns out to be Hansard (sister that is). While the Apprentice is in the cellar with chain saw?
I have having trouble with plot I want to be George Clooney.Unless Sarama is George then I want to be Elton John.
Davron
Can't do the clooner; he doesn't fit the style of the piece. Elton already has a part. He asked to play one of the judges at the Gay Blade Cross Dressing Grannies contest where Bowe, Ross, Hansard and Dorje first meet.
I think he'll be happy to hang out and talk wardrobe. You'll probably have to arm wrestle with him over the pink chair though.
(just don't ask him about his childhood; it'll spoil the mood)
Wait for it........drum role please.........Mr. Rick Ross, internet flamer extraordinaire, has declared........are you holding your breath yet..........
Okay, here it is, I won't torture you anymore:
"A British message board has just won a "Flaming Websites Award."
"This site of "skieptics" seems a bit concerned about his thread regarding Christopher Hansard."
Actually we are a little sceptical of you bro. More than just a little. Your editing and deleting and manipulation of comment is clearly in service of........um........could it be........your dishonesty. After all, you and Bowe and Dorje were driving the thread apparently and not the least bit interested in the truth - only interested in your own self importance and your own delusional version of the truth. A bunch of ******* *** chums.
So, as my miserable old uncle used to say, Ross, take a long walk off a short pier will you.
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Mahakala
You beat me to it you swine.
I just saw that myself and thought I would be the first to cheer everyone up with the good news.
Anyway congrats to all for upsetting Ross - good to see we Brits still know a fake when we see one.
He's not exactly on the ball tho is he? Its taken him 6 weeks since Davs first posting in the "Rick Ross cult buster or cultist?" thread to give us an award. I would have thought Bowe and his badboys would have kept him up to date tho they seem to have disappeared as well. No doubt theyll pop up again as Trolls always do.
Theres as interesting piece about trolls in the New York Times http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/ma...3trolls-t.html
Have a good weekend
KK
I must admit that I haven't got a clue what this thread is about or what the issues are but here's the link I found:
http://www.rickross.com/flamingwebsites.html
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Sadly we only received two flames. I guess we'll have to try harder.
Right o' chaps! We were only awarded a mere TWO flames from the Cult Education Cult Leader himself!
And you know what that means don't you?
We MUST endeavor to try much harder in the future!
At the moment however I'm suffering from a bad case of jet lag, thus I am on here at 4:30am adding to this much neglected thread.
We can do so much better skeptics!
As offered on RRCEF, Cult Leaders love attention, any sort of attention, though admittedly or dimwittedly it did indeed take Rick some time.
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