Christopher Hansard - Tibetan Bon Medicine

[Sarama]

that you - are really just a random collection disembodied talking heads that are content to do nothing more than examine the admixture of secretions that emanate from your various orifices

Well good morning to you too vaidya

That little outburst was just about as pleasant as waking up to a pile of dirty dishes, - after a 24 year coma.

I personally find much more enjoyment and indeed entertainment in examining the admixture of detritus that seems to be spilling forth from your own orifice at the moment. Your mouth spilleth over in fact.

You claim a certain amount of familiarity with Hansard and his followers, so I should think that you would have no problem at all sticking to that subject and yet you are having a great deal of trouble doing just that.

are content to do nothing more

What exactly are you doing that you are so noticeably displeased that we are not vaidya? Are you capable of presenting your evident awareness of herbs and arguments without 1. diverting the thread? 2. personal attack?

How is it that as you yourself have asserted, you came to be so familiar with Hansard? Were you one of the apprentices that followed in a cult-like trance, consorted with, or took part in the very abuses that the apprentices are only now alleging after having been dismissed?
Are you one of the patients whose anger at not ever being afforded the space amidst the mob in RR to speak about your experiences is being displaced here? Or are you the formulator himself and that's what the apparent bee in your bonnet is all about?

Might I suggest you start again and share your knowledge and experience without engaging others in personal argument and attack. If you cannot, then I'm afraid your reasons for entering here are all too opaque and I'm getting tired of hearing it, but if you know the words, please feel free to sing along...

"to avert the thread"

..and now why would you want to do that?

tell me dav, sarama, and kk - do you actually know hansard? do you know bowe? do you know any of the people involved?

If you really must know, Kris and Hansard are drinking buddies, I am actually Bowe, and Davron is your second cousin. Quit trolling vaidya, take your own sage advice and stick to the subject or "focus ya'll".

[KrisKrowe]

Sarama

If you really must know, Kris and Hansard are drinking buddies, I am actually Bowe, and Davron is your second cousin. Quit trolling vaidya, take your own sage advice and stick to the subject or "focus ya'll".

Outstanding Youve made my day. You deserve a Deliverance T.

But I thought it was my turn to be Bowe today. If I dont get my turn I'll throw my toys outta the pram.

Or was that yesterday. Ive been in the studio all night with too much caffeine so I dont know what day it is. Whatever Bowe Vaidya will soon have their own little KK track as the soundtrack to their nightmares.

I'll be in touch. Have a great one and keep smilin. Im laughing my head off after your comment. Off to my own reply to vaidya now.

KK

[KrisKrowe]

Vaidya

you have simply proved my point:

Actually I think you just proved my point. As for the rest of your rant in that para that writing looks a lot like Bowe the evil one to me.

what is suspicious is why you have a hard-on for jeff bowe kk, and why you need to "get" him

I can tell you right now I dont have a hard on for Bowe. But given Bowes own little cult and some of Davs comments about that mentality maybe Bowe would like it if I did. Hes outta luck and he makes me puke.

I dont "need" to get him but I will cos no matter what you say he is evil and deserves everything thats coming his way. Ive made my motives well clear in this forum and my blogs. Bowe attacked Chris Farmer who Ive known for 20 years. In my world mates watch each others backs and if you attack one of us then you attack all of us and thats a big no no. If you think thats supicious then go and read what Ive written. Ive got nuthin to hide but it looks like you do.

when the _subject at hand_ is christopher hansard

The subject at hand. Christopher Hansard. If thats the case then why are you attacking TW. Trouble is Bowe and Hansard now come as a pair. Bowes destroyed the Ross forum on Hansard with his ravings. No-ones posted there for over 2 weeks cos Bowe and the mod have driven everyone away. Looks to me like Bowes helping Hansard by diverting attention to Bon TW etc and you are doing the same here.

tell me dav, sarama, and kk - do you _actually_ know hansard? do you _know_ bowe? do you know _any_ of the people involved?

Do I know Hansard Do I know Bowe What would you do if I said yes. How does anyone know anyone else. If you cant meet them face to face then youve gotta read what theyve written. Ive read Bowes crap and so I know him well enuff.

if your issue is jeff bowe, i suggest you Great Intellects to take it to another thread and leave this one alone

Why so protective of this thread. You only joined here 6 days ago and all your posts seem to be defending Bowe not adding anything to any talk about Hansard.

but you won't, because you can't help yourself

Your right I cant help myself. Like I said attack one of our mates you attack us all. Welcome to my world and if you wanna play here then accept the consequences.

KK

[KrisKrowe]

Vaidya

*ahem* look again kk, tibetan way website states that "yet in the Buddha's hand there is the fruit of the myrobalm tree (Prunus cerasifera)"

which, by your own "research" that should be really be Emblica officinalis, which is wrong again because it _really_ should be the chebulic myrobalan i.e. Terminalia chebula

a small sample of the "erudition" on display here...

Yeah yeah yeah. A typical Bowe ploy. Ignore the questions about Bowe making up stories about one herb and then go off at a tangent.

I never claimed that Id done any research. I said Id spent a couple of seconds on a search engine. If thats what you call research then youve gotta be Bowe. As for the rest of that you seem to be going round in circles. Id give it up before you end up up yourself. Maybe you already are.

Im sure TW will be along to deal with you in person. they said theyd be joining up here so why dont you ask them.

Have a nice day.

KK

[Tibetan Way]

Good afternoon

By way of introduction I have found myself appointed as spokesman for Tibetan Way so I thought I should drop by here and clarify a few misperceptions that appear to be circulating.

To ensure we start with a level playing field a few points.

A) Mr Christopher Hansard, Ms Stephanie Wright and Mr Roderick Lane have absolutely no involvement with Tibetan Way.

B) The products we are selling on the Tibetan Way site were donated to us and the donor wished to remain anonymous. We respect that request but can confirm that the donor was not Mr Hansard.

C) Tibetan Way pays accountants and solicitors to ensure that the business is operated in compliance with all relevant English Laws and regulations.

D) Tibetan Way is under no obligation to provide any internal business information to unauthorised third parties; particularly ill mannered louts who produce articles entitled "Confirmation and Verification Required" that appear on misleading and misinformed blogs such as those produced by Mr Bowe.

Now we've cleared the air please allow me to explain one particular issue that has arisen in this forum.

It is clear to us that Mr Jeffrey Bowe has a number of personal issues and problems that we would not wish to exacerbate. For that reason alone we have refrained from instituting legal proceedings against him for defamation (a course of action that would only lead to his being bankrupted); and from entering into this forum until now. We thought it more compassionate to attempt to contact Mr Bowe directly so that these issues could be resolved in a private and gentlemanly fashion. Unfortunately Mr Bowe has chosen to ignore our attempts to contact him so we have been forced to bring this discussion into the public arena.

It is also clear to us that Mr Bowe has no genuine interest in the wellbeing of the Tibetan people. It has been pointed out on more than one occasion that his recent interference has cost Tibetan Way time, money, and has delayed the further development of the site. That in turn has prevented Tibetan Way from donating further monies to a number of Tibet related charities. One of Mr Bowe's favoured charities would appear to be the Bon Foundation's 'Support a Menri Bon Child' initiative. Their web site makes it clear that a child can be sponsored for one year for the princely sum of $400 (£200.68 at todays exchange rate). As a decent solicitor charges somewhat more than that per hour these days it is reasonable to say that Mr Bowe has directly prevented the sponsorship of a number of Tibetan children. On that basis it would also be apposite to mention the cliche; "with friends like that who needs enemies?"

Turning aside from Mr Bowe we would like to thank Vaidya for drawing our attention to certain issues relating to the wording of the Tibetan Way 'Welcome' page. We were, however, already aware of the spelling issues; issues that are primarily related to the various transliteration schemes prevalent in rendering Tibetan into English. That issue is being addressed. It would also appear that there is a problem with the Latin translation given for that particular plant. That is also being addressed but since that plant is not used in any product sold by Tibetan Way the comments thereon would appear to be something of a red herring.

I hope that makes our position clear. I am prepared to answer general questions and enter into discussions concerning Tibetan Way so long as the foregoing points A to D are honoured.

Best regards

Quentin

[mahakala]

Tibetan-Way,

Thanks for clearing that all up. A donation to your cause seems like a happy ending for those products, and there haven't been too many of those in the chain of events originally initiated by Hansard.

I am also pleased that people are finally getting a perspective on Bowe. Despite what vaidya thinks, he is part of the story because he and a few of his cohorts used the suffering and confusion of others for their own psychological gain, and thus, many people who felt exploited (rightly or wrongly) by Hansard got exploited again.

To those who dissed my original comments about Bowe, it is useful to remember that your enemies enemy is not necessarily your friend.

In that regard, may scepticism prevail.

As to you Mr. Hansard, I have about 20 film episodes already written in my head and if you would care to fill in the details we will both be well on the way to making ourselves rich and famous.

[mahakala]

P.S.

Hey Kris, maybe you'd like to do the soundtrack, or at least the intro - something a little sharp and crazy but seductive.

And Davron, I was wondering if you would be interested in playing Rick Ross. Don't worry there wouldn't be much acting. Basically, most of the time, you would be sitting in a little one bedroom apartment near Washington, staring at a plastic box with evil intent in your eye, muttering, troll, troll, troll.

[Sarama]

I am also pleased that people are finally getting a perspective on Bowe. Despite what vaidya thinks, he is part of the story because he and a few of his cohorts used the suffering and confusion of others for their own psychological gain, and thus, many people who felt exploited (rightly or wrongly) by Hansard got exploited again.

To those who dissed my original comments about Bowe, it is useful to remember that your enemies enemy is not necessarily your friend.

It is all too clear now how many were divided by the antics of a few and I retract anything I may have offerd to the contrary. Thankfully I think an end to Bowe's, Rick's, and Insanity's reign is finally drawing nigh.

In that regard, may scepticism prevail.

cheers to that!

Hey Kris, maybe you'd like to do the soundtrack, or at least the intro - something a little sharp and crazy but seductive.

And Davron, I was wondering if you would be interested in playing Rick Ross. Don't worry there wouldn't be much acting. Basically, most of the time, you would be sitting in a little one bedroom apartment near Washington, staring at a plastic box with evil intent in your eye, muttering, troll, troll, troll.

Looking forward to the movie. Pop that cork and set that ship a sailing will ya?

[KrisKrowe]

Mahakala

P.S.

Hey Kris, maybe you'd like to do the soundtrack, or at least the intro - something a little sharp and crazy but seductive.

And Davron, I was wondering if you would be interested in playing Rick Ross. Don't worry there wouldn't be much acting. Basically, most of the time, you would be sitting in a little one bedroom apartment near Washington, staring at a plastic box with evil intent in your eye, muttering, troll, troll, troll.

Im answering both your postings in one go.

You know I cant work you out. One minute your cool the next your taking the piss. No problem. I checked out your original postings about Bowe and yeah you were spot on. But right now after 48 hours without sleep I cant work out whether your having a go at me and Dav.

Maybe you are maybe your not. I think he can stick up for himself. If your suggesting that hes a troll then I think you got the wrong end of the stick. But like I said Im sure he can look after himself.

Funny you should mention a soundtrack. Yeah I'll do that but obviously you havn't checked me out on the Web. It might be sharp and crazy but it aint gonna be seductive. The reason I was in my studio all last nite was that vaidya inspired me. Depending on the mix it will be up on the web over the weekend. Then maybe vaidya will understand that I aint Hansard. I dont remember him or anyone else claiming he was a muso so when the tracks up I'll give you all a blow by blow instruction on how to play it. If you can. I may not be an arrogant mutha like Bowe but I know my way round a few instruments.

So if your being funny and Im missing it then cool. Put it down to lack ofsleep. If not then just check out the track when its up. Dont worry I'll let you know where to find it.

KK

"No promises, no guarantees; When you come down here; You're already on your knees
You wanna ride white lightnin'; Then sign your name
You wanna dance with the devil; You gotta play his way, play the game"

Def Leppard White Lightning

[Mongrel]

But right now after 48 hours without sleep I cant work out whether your having a go at me and Dav.

I think I see your problem

Trying to make coherent judgements when you're that tired is gonna end in tears. Get a good nights kip and grab a couple of cups of coffee then re-read what's been said, you may have another, more accurate, view.

[mahakala]

True enough, I was takin a piss, but not on Kriss or Davron. Presumeably, as they in the latter's neck of the woods, everything is 'saibaba?'

[mahakala]

True enough, I was takin a piss, but not on Kriss or Davron. Presumeably, as they in the latter's neck of the woods, everything is 'saibaba?'

Geez........as they SAY in the latter's neck of the woods.....

[davron]

Hello fairy princess and friends

Yes old Davron is okay and he has lost a few pounds, he also has found muscles and painful points on his body that he never knew existed before. Kris I have to say you are right about the Bergen. I am now on green slime duty with my espresso machine!

Kris I am playing with the latest grade of tablet, Kris you would love this. Solar power panels on top it is like one massive iPhone except you can run over it with tank. Is totally waterproof, and all the processors are measured in gigabyte. Keyboard is light-sensitive in the dark they grow very pale green in the light they go black on white. I am using this now is an amazing piece of machinery.

I am not sure of being a Rick Ross and do you want me to be Rick Ross because I am Jewish? I do not wish to be oversensitive but it is a worry as we say humour depends on your unit. So if this is just fun yes I will be Rick Ross, as long as I get to shout and scream and sometimes stick gun out of the window and just shoots randomly screaming words like ‘the pigeons are radioactive’. Also want to have aluminium foil wrapped around my head to stop the aliens getting me. Yes, I must have a chair that is folding with my name printed across the back. Its first clause in my contract.8)

I am not sure about the neck of the woods? Is someone coming to Israel?

Davron

[Sarama]

Dav,

Glad you're safe, welcome 'home'.

KK,

Don't feel bad, I was not even offered a part in the new upcoming film by mahakala, neither was Mongrel for that matter.
Perhaps if Dav manages to clean out that espresso machine anytime soon, I will have the honour of being on coffee duty? As long as no one really expects me to share.

[mahakala]

Dav,


Don't feel bad, I was not even offered a part in the new upcoming film by mahakala, neither was Mongrel for that matter.

There are still a couple of parts in casting call. One is Hansard's extra-terrestrial teacher whom he meets during an acid trip. Hansard thinks he is being buried alive and then finds himself being brushed off by the ET, who then says, "tea?"

And there is the role of Dorje, who actually had the hots for Hansard and was thus rejected as an apprentice but subsequently pretends he is an apprentice while at the same time is plotting his revenge (along with buddies Bowe and Ross).

Any takers?