Benny Hinn needs a private jet

[Hazen]

Laugh of the month:
http://bsalert.com/artsearch.php?fn=2&as=1535&dt=1
Would be funny if it wasn't so sad...

[Jocky]

lol

Thanks Hazen

[Hazen]

But then, did not Jesus of Nazareth promise the faithful that at the last trump he would greet the faithful 'in the air'? Maybe Jesus has a Gulfstream too.
Nah, being such a humble guy, he probably only flies a Cessna...

[Jocky]

So it is written, Brother Hazen, but forsooth 'twas not Jesus who spake thus. For so it is written in chapter 4 of the Apostle Paul's first letter to the Thessalonians, reading from the 16th verse:

For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

Let us rejoice together that our Brother in Christ Benny Hinn will be taken up into the air ...

and with a bit of luck get dropped from a great height

[wollery]

For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

Let me get this straight, God's gonna raise the dead by farting loudly?!? :o



Wow, he really is powerful!

[Jocky]

The Lord moves in a mysterious way - especially in the bowels department

[Jocky]

I just realised that thanks to the good offices of Brother John, we are able to tell this uplifting story in pictures:

For the Lord himself
shall descend from heaven with a shout :D
with the voice of the archangel,
and with the trump of God:
and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them
in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air:
and so shall we ever be with the Lord.



All that remains to be said is

[Mongrel]

ROFL - Nice one Jocky

[Hazen]

ROFL - Nice one Jocky

RAmen, brother