The One True God.

[bindeweede]

Generally speaking, I try to avoid noodly appendages, but this amused me for quite a few seconds.

[Solarflair]

I'll see your Flying Spaghetti Monster... and raise you one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK2bBfuepKk

And it's not just B-movie crap - it stars Julia Roberts' brother, Eric!