The time has come. The Government has denied our rights as consumers, and as patients, for too long. My campaign starts here: fund hoodoo folk magic on the NHS.
You might think this is ridiculous, that the African conjuring practices clearly do not work, and that magic and nonsense have no place in the NHS. But you would be wrong. The Department of Health has released a statement about magic and nonsense – in the specific form of homeopathy – on the NHS, and it has come down firmly in its favour.
In the Government Response to the Science and Technology Committee report ‘Evidence Check 2: Homeopathy’, it says that: “Complementary and alternative medicine, including [magic and nonsense], has a long tradition, and very vocal proponents and opponents”. Well: you can’t claim that hoodoo lacks that. It’s been around since at least 1875, and the African and Christian traditions it is based on far longer.
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