Nothing worse than;Originally Posted by skbuncks
"what I think you fail to grasp..." followed by some nonsense deluded shyiiite a ten year old could see through....
Ooohhh (shudders)...
Wake Up!!!
That's a really bad group of people that one. They see themselves as superior to the entire human race. We are all sheeple you see. We walk around in a state of eternal slumber, whereas they are the enlightened ones. They have seen through all the bullshit and they know all! It's a lie you don't you see?! Everything in the world is a lie! When the New World Order takes over you will pay for your sins you mindless cretins!!!
In truth, these people would be better placed as scary tramps in seventies disaster movies about asteroids, who carry sandwich boards with The End Is Nigh! written on them.
In conspiracy theories, the whole purpose of the end of the world is to justify one's own inflated ego. It's a similar premise in the Jehova's Witnesses. When the end comes it's nice to think of all the people you hate being roasted over hot coals and buttfucked by Satan, whilst you live in a tropical island paradise, having tea and cakes with Jesus, Dale Winton & an assortment of shapely young ladies. It's utterly deluded and completely bonkers.
Obviously when the end finally happens, it won't be selective and we will all be destroyed. By contrast, I have a vision of David Icke standing on top of a hill shouting 'YOU SEE?! I WAS RIGHT! BURN IN HELL LESSER MORTALS!' a few seconds before he is ironically flattened by a huge piece of moon rock. But you try telling a conspiracy theorist that. Some of them are even building bunkers and collecting guns in preparation for a Mad Max style post-apocalyptic future.
And that's another sad thing. You ever noticed how these people who know what's really going on, base almost all their beliefs on the plots of ridiculous science fiction movies? They Live!, The Matrix, V, Capricorn One, Mad Max, Star Wars, V for Vendetta etc, etc, etc... These aren't revolutionary rebels fighting the evil Illuminati, so much as sad gits who collect action figures. If it's them against the world, I fear the world may have a slight edge. They come across as a weird mixture of comic book guy from The Simpsons and Ron L Hubbard.
I am really fed up with them. When will someone invent a 'conspiracy theorist filter' for Windows 7? They have one for viruses, so why can't they have one for plebs? I'm running out of limbs to chuck on the fire here.
Star Wars is ridiculous?
Maybe I should amend ridiculous to 'not based on a true story'. I have to admit, I find the original three films quite entertaining apart from the fucking Ewoks.Star Wars is ridiculous?
I have seen Star Wars discussed in conspiracy theorist forums as some sort of clever metaphor for the great 'awakening' that will supposedly free mankind from slavery. Remarkable how all other successful members of society are named and shamed as evil space lizards or paedophiles (politicians, royal family, police force, jews etc), but if you direct Star Wars or The Matrix, you are a hero and praised for your visionary genius by conspiracy theorists across the globe. Well done fella! That blew my mind wide open! I can see now that reality is not reality! It's science fiction!
I mean look at George Bush? What the hell did he ever contribute to science fiction wank-fests for teenagers? NOTHING! He must be an evil space lizard.
By contrast, George Lucas is obviously the new messiah. He never embraced vile ideologies like capitalism or hung around with the evil elite. Oh no. The man is a saint!
Who the fuck is Gandhi?
Re: Does anyone here believe the 9/11 story?
These 2 options sound remarkably close to each other, if not identical.
The Fucking Ewoks? you have the X-Rated version, I've always wanted a copy of that.
You should see Schindler's Fist!These 2 options sound remarkably close to each other, if not identical.
The Fucking Ewoks? you have the X-Rated version, I've always wanted a copy of that.
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