He told said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1209383/Not-sweet-Fathers-outrage-pornographic-candy-wrappers.html#ixzz0PNoY8bM7
Huh! If you think that's stupid just look at the Ministry of Crap Design thread and see what some of the saddoes are complaining about there - especially in car parks!!
Mind you that lime looks a bit pervy 'though...
Fruit having sex! Talk about 'in the eye of the beholder'!
Reminds me of that saying....
"I've got the lime if you've got the inclination..."
You have to admit though, it does cross the lime a bit!
Please - someone stop me!
I'll never think of Hard Candy in the same way again....
I guess this will become an excuse for fruity remarks.
What a fruit and nut-case
I'll have that song from the adverts going through my head all day now.
So will I ... now! Bastard!Originally Posted by polomint38
It's the kind of thing that's going to anger people who don't have a lot of sex.
I, Brian Pears, am firmly in favour of fruit sex.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fruit
Mr. Pears. Which sense of the word fruit do you mean here?
Main Entry: 1fruit
Pronunciation: \ˈfrüt\
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French frut, fruit, from Latin fructus fruit, use, from frui to enjoy, have the use of — more at brook
Date: 12th century
1 a : a product of plant growth (as grain, vegetables, or cotton) <the fruits of the field> b (1) : the usually edible reproductive body of a seed plant; especially : one having a sweet pulp associated with the seed <the fruit of the tree> (2) : a succulent plant part (as the petioles of a rhubarb plant) used chiefly in a dessert or sweet course c : a dish, quantity, or diet of fruits <live on fruit> d : a product of fertilization in a plant with its modified envelopes or appendages; specifically : the ripened ovary of a seed plant and its contents e : the flavor or aroma of fresh fruit in mature wine
2 : offspring, progeny
3 a : the state of bearing fruit <a tree in fruit> b : the effect or consequence of an action or operation : product, result <the fruits of our labor>
4 usually disparaging : a male homosexual
Not sure really - I've a friend who always refers to me as "Me old fruit" and I've never figured what meaning he has in mind either.
I'm old enough to think of "Pears" as a soap ...
Coincidentally I use nothing else - though I'm not related to the founder.
It aint a lucky family - Mr Thomas Clinton Pears inherited the soap business from his father in 1909. Three years later he decided to travel to the USA with a view to expanding his business there. So, on 10 April 1912, he left Southampton bound for New York - in first-class cabin C-2 on the S.S. Titanic. A memorial service was held in London on the 21st.
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