
Originally Posted by
skbuncks
To carry on with the subject of doors I would like to raise the issue of rotating doors. Particularly the ones employed at branches of Morrisons. For those unfamiliar with the design they are basically a single, large door which rotates around a central axis. A curved arc then extends inwards from the right and outwards from the left hand side of the door, each arc describes a length approximately to a quadrant of the circle described by the end of the doors. The door is in constant slow motion rotation, the idea being you enter the enclosed area of the arc and follow the rotation of the door and thus gain enter to the shop without any outside drafts or unclemant weather following you in.
The reality is that:
1) The doors move annoyingly slowly, such that it brings on the desire to murder someone.
2) Someone will always try to push in front of you like their being in a rush is going to somehow make the doors move faster. This brings on the desire to kill and maim.
3) Someone will always get in the way of the doors, which as a safety feature will stop upon contact with anything solid, be it the rollicking offspring of an unwashed scally or the trolley of a bewildered octogenarian. This also brings on the desire to kill, maim and scream wildly.
4) Upon finally entering the store you wish you had just gone to Tescos
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