The BBC is reporting that singer Michael Jackson has died following a heart attack.
Sad - a really talented guy, but completely screwed up. Was it his early fame and lifestyle that twisted his mind and led to the obsession for plastic surgery, and perhaps to his seemingly unhealthy relationships?
Thriller may actually come true![]()
Apparently he choked on some ten year old nuts???
Here come the sick jokes.
And keep 'em coming
I watched BBC News America this evening before Jackson's death had been confirmed. They interviewed Uri Geller (a friend of MJ apparently). Geller said that at that time, he wasn't sure if MJ had died or not.
Not such a great psychic after all!
Sick jokes are called 'sick' for a reason! Psychologists say jokes are funny because the punchline is a surprise, in some way or other. Sick jokes are easily predictable, which is probably why I don't find them funny.
I was no fan of MJ but I recognise a great talent cut down way before its time. They just had an interview with Geller on Radio 4 and, for once, I wanted to hear it. It was clear that MJ had a lot of personal problems and the stress of his massive upcoming tour must have been huge. Despite this, the conspiracy theorists are no doubt already all over his untimely demise.
I watched the way he was sitting with a young boy during some interview thingy - it sent chills down my spine! Or seeing him dangle his infant from a hotel room which demonstrated many of the qualities associated with abuse.
I'm with Polo, I can't say I feel much in the way of grief. I didn't wish him dead but I'm not unhappy he is.
Yup. Same with Farah Fawcett, I'm not happy but I'm not sad either.
I also saw the amazingly gifted psychic Uri Geller on the Beeb last night. He not only said that he didn't know if MJ was alive or dead but that the news that Jackson had been rushed to hospital came as a complete shock to him. Wow, to have such powers. Although, give it a week and he'll be claiming that he knew this was going to happen.
OK, here goes:
What the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Spoiler
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect. He has been found in the children's ward having a stroke!
Jackos body will be melted down to make kids toys. Then they can play with him for a change
Michael Jackson died falling over a Childs pram, so they’re blaming it on the buggy!
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The following Micheal jackson dates are cancelled.
Timmy aged 7 and Bobby aged 9
Macaulay Culkin on Jacko: "He touched me in so many ways".
Latest Gossip from Celebrity Grim Reaper: Farrah and Michael bow out on double eviction Thursday.
As Jackson is mourned around the world black armbands are inexplicably turning white.
Coroner says: "Don’t blame it on the sunshine, don’t blame it on the moonlight, blame it on a massive heart attack."
Gellar was first person they basically got on Sky News last night.
I am sure I have read a debunking of their friendship before, it was basically a business relationship. However it is impossible to find anything on Google cos the number of 'close friend' links.
Note how anything he says is basically just supposition but twisted to make it sound as if it is personal.
The rest of you are going to hell. Bad people.
It was in the popbitch email last week that his high pitched and squaky voice is just a put on, and in private he speaks like any 50 year old man.
I'd hate to speak ill of the dead, but having quite closely followed his trial and listened to what various psychologists had to say about him at the time, I've certainly formed the opinion that much of his persona was maintained to support characteristics which would see anyone else treated in quite a different way.
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