smoking guide dogs

[Tony Williams]

I saw a sign at the entrance to an Asda store yesterday:

"Guide dogs welcome, no smoking permitted"

The mind boggles...

[Lord Muck oGentry]

I saw a sign at the entrance to an Asda store yesterday:

"Guide dogs welcome, no smoking permitted"

The mind boggles...

http://politics.guardian.co.uk/gall/...881683,00.html

So, there's the mutt with the packet of Capstan Full Strength and the Swan Vestas, looking up at the mutt with the opposable thumbs...

[Tony Williams]

I must confess to a weakness for offbeat interpretations of signs and headlines. Some more:

In Buxton there's a sign to "alternative tourist parking"; what are alternative tourists and why do they need separate parking?

The roadside sign advertising "stable manure" always makes me wonder about unstable manure - how much is needed to reach critical mass?

[chaggle]

I must confess to a weakness for offbeat interpretations of signs and headlines.

A couple of weeks ago some idiot started a thread entitled "Stroke Signs"

[Trinoc]

"This door is alarmed"

"Dogs caught worrying will be shot"

[chaggle]

Family Butcher

[Matt]

Slow Children