I have found the true God

[lost thought]

I must thank vbloke for the link in his athiest page for my enlightenment for which I am truly thankful.
Yes brothers and sisters I have found God it is none other than
hyper-bunnies.

I will be on my knees praying to the hyper-bunnies too whom we owe so much for did they not create the heavens and the earth in only seven days yes thats right 7 days.

And the supreme hyper-bunnie did comand me to be a prophit and to make a profit I will be chargeing a nominal fee of £10,000- per soul this you understand is just to get our church of the blessed hyper-bunnies.

Our first comandment is to kill all holders of lucky rabbit feet for they are heritecs.

Lost Thought

[Mongrel]

Well the Flying Spaghetti Monster offers a stripper factory and a beer volcano, that takes some beating...

[Mojo]

Our first comandment is to kill all holders of lucky rabbit feet for they are heritecs.

Anyway, the fact that the previous owner has lost it suggests that it isn't that lucky.

[newatheist]

And the supreme hyper-bunnie did comand me to be a prophit and to make a profit I will be chargeing a nominal fee of £10,000- per soul this you understand is just to get our church of the blessed hyper-bunnies.

Lost Thought

amen brother, and you will be giving me my £5k for the prophitting i have done ofcourse.

[Tomolac]

Anyway, the fact that the previous owner has lost it suggests that it isn't that lucky.

actually yes it does, it means that the rest of the rabbit got away, its back when farmers used to set traps for rabbits, if they found the rabbit in the trap they would kill it, if they found just a leg it means the rabbit got away and lives...... just minus one leg

[MischiefMonkey]

actually yes it does, it means that the rest of the rabbit got away, its back when farmers used to set traps for rabbits, if they found the rabbit in the trap they would kill it, if they found just a leg it means the rabbit got away and lives...... just minus one leg

To die of blood loss, infection or picked off by a predator

[Tomolac]

give them little blighter's more credit, their tougher than you think, well the wild ones are anyway

[Lord Muck oGentry]

Reward for the return of our beloved rabbit.
One eye, one ear, three feet. Answers to the name Lucky.

[lost thought]

Reward for the return of our beloved rabbit.
One eye, one ear, three feet. Answers to the name Lucky.

Three feet my word what a big bunny.

[bindeweede]

Three feet my word what a big bunny.

You just never know.....

http://www.flickr.com/photos/64506338@N00/96226302/

[Tomolac]

you know their breed that size for the eating ???
where does your religion stand on eating your gods? its good for the Jesus boys after all

[lost thought]

you know their breed that size for the eating ???
where does your religion stand on eating your gods? its good for the Jesus boys after all

Hyper-bunnies fundalmentilism lets us eat the lesser mortal bunny as a sacrament and a way of being closer to the holy hyper-bunny. All eat erm Hail the great god Hyper Bunny.

Rabbit stew yum yum..

If you live in Kent for reference only..

http://britishgiantrabbits.co.uk/
British and Continental Giant Rabbits - Our Passion!!