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    What on earth is a 'suspected massage parlour'?

    Presumably they mean a suspected brothel? I would have thought it's pretty obvious it's a massage parlour, what appears to be in question is whether or not it's actually a knocking shop.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/s...re/5139842.stm

    Drinkers are being urged to contact police following the murder of two women at a suspected massage parlour.
    Or is this the start of a new trend for the media? "Today a person, possibly a man, was potentially arrested outside a suspected chip shop for allegedly breaching what might turn out to be the peace".


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    Re: What on earth is a 'suspected massage parlour'?

    Could be a parlour for suspected massages ???

    Definition:

    Massage: The manipulation of muscle and connective tissue to enhance the function of those tissues and promote relaxation and well-being
    I think that could cover a number of things

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    Re: What on earth is a 'suspected massage parlour'?

    Perhaps it was closed at the time and they suspected it was a massage parlour rather than an ice cream parlour. I can see the sign on the door now: madam whippy - back in 30 minutes.

    I think you're right Teek. It is a massage parlour that they suspect of being a knocking shop.
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    Re: What on earth is a 'suspected massage parlour'?

    Right on target, tk! They mean a suspected brothel but are far too genteel to say so.

    http://d2d.ali-aba.org/_files/thumbs...MLAW_thumb.pdf


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    Re: What on earth is a 'suspected massage parlour'?

    Quote Originally Posted by John Jackson
    Perhaps it was closed at the time and they suspected it was a massage parlour rather than an ice cream parlour. I can see the sign on the door now: madam whippy - back in 30 minutes.
    "Would you like a flake with that?"

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    Re: What on earth is a 'suspected massage parlour'?

    Quote Originally Posted by vbloke
    "Would you like a flake with that?"
    Now that really would depend on what type of parlour it was. Yes Madam, I'd like a flake inserted. ???
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