Uri Gets Gazumped!

[tkingdoll]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5043572.stm

Ha ha! He didn't see that one coming.

I'm glad to see that the Beeb describe his spoon-bending as a 'trick', and Uri himself as 'celebrity spoon-bender' rather than anything more inaccurate. He still gets credibility from some press, it's staggering.

[Admin]

I hope the buyer's a skeptic That would explain how his psychic powers failed him (again)!

[Admin]

Frank Lampard has just scored his 11th England goal in the 11th minute of the game against Jamaica.

See: http://www.uri-geller.com/articles/11.htm

???

Perhaps Gellar is the real deal after all

[Mojo]

I think Rooney may be doomed though.

Geller hopes to work the same trick that he performed on David Beckham when the player suffered the same injury seven years ago.

This would be the trick that failed to get Beckham fully fit for the World Cup, I suppose.

Wait a minute. Seven years ago? Beckham broke his metatarsal in 2002.

[vbloke]

Time is an illusion, Uri's time doubly so.

(Sorry, Mr Adams)