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    Do you want "It"?

    This is what "It" claims to do.

    It neutralises negative subtle energy waves.

    It creates a subtle energy field to protect against EMF.

    It heals and recharges the human electromagnetic field.

    It emits neutrinos, enabling the correction of intracellular frequencies.

    It reorients the psychic channels, increasing intuition and psychic perception through the correction of molecular frequencies in the cerebral cortex.

    It enables centrifugal reorganization of the chakras, nadis and the subtle energy fields throughout the body, including the independent energy that belongs to the organs.

    It reorganises any disturbances in the electrical field in the air, of geostatic or form energies, through a subtle invisible dynamic.

    It restores the vitality of people to enable the biotic correction in homes where there are harmful waves or parasitic energies.

    It stabilizes the harmful waves coming from hertzian, electrical, microwave, geopathic or telluric channels.

    It dissipates harmful cosmic rays coming from outer space.

    It positively energises drinking water for humans and pets.

    It restores the higher nutritional frequencies of food, making it more nutritious.

    It corrects the frequency variations in minerals, enabling enhancement of the intrinsic data field of the mineral.

    It creates a defence against harmful cellphone radiation.

    It enables psychological and biophysical reorganization, it fights against insomnia, neurasthenia, fatigue, and generally against psychological afflictions.

    It increases memory and through the general positive effect on the health, significantly enhances libido.

    It sends and receives love and light which heals oneself and others.

    It stimulates the third eye chakra increasing intuitive and psychic powers.

    It gives access to the universal language of the body of light, for bilocation, translation and multilocation functions.

    It facilitates spiritual development and the awareness of self and others.

    It increases the strength and vital energy of people.

    If reinforces the magnetic field of light on the Earth and unites humanity to Gaia and the mineral kingdom, our Mother Earth.

    It unites humanity with the Universe, activating the contact with the higher forces, including the angels, archangels, illuminated masters and guides.

    It connects people with the forces of light from the infinite universes.

    It facilitates the ability to meditate visualise and pray.

    It decontaminates the subtle inverted negative energies contained in water, by reconfiguring the subtle intrinsic data field.


    Can you guess what "It" is?

    The Atlantean Power Crystal™ is available in two sizes. The original version weighs 100grams and is priced at £199.95. The larger size version weighs approximately 250mg is priced at £399.95

    http://www.lifetechnology.co.uk/atlanteanpower.htm

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    Re: Do you want "It"?

    How do you find such crap??

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    Re: Do you want "It"?

    So 'it' is all singing all dancing then?

    Think I'll pass this time thanks bindeweed...

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    Re: Do you want "It"?

    Yes, yes I do!! Gimme!!

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    Re: Do you want "It"?

    It enables psychological and biophysical reorganization, it fights against insomnia, neurasthenia, fatigue, and generally against psychological afflictions.
    It enables centrifugal reorganization of the chakras, nadis and the subtle energy fields throughout the body, including the independent energy that belongs to the organs.
    Illiterates will be taken out and shot.

    * Takes enablers out and plugs 'em *

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    Re: Do you want "It"?

    We can't have it - Clara Bow beat us to it.

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    I'll take a gross - once the "Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnet" has done it's thing...
    http://www.lifetechnology.co.uk/moneymagnetultra.htm

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    Ooops!
    I forgot the most important attribute;
    "The Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnet is so powerful in fact that it will override the belief system of the most hardened sceptic, and will reverse the mindset of the most pessimistic belief system."
    That's certainly a possibility if in fact the vendor is referring to their own doubts as to whether anyone exists who is so gullible as to actually purchase one...

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    Re: Do you want "It"?

    If I were to want it, I would go for the original size, cos it's bigger than the larger size, and cheaper.

    I think they might be avin a larf.

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    Judging by their history on ebay (http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAP...ab=AllFeedback) I'd say their Psychotronic Money Magnets are doing the job very nicely.

    I fancy the limited edition "Millionaire Maker" for only £1200 - sounds like a good return on my investment. Of course, it doesn't specify whether it's me or Life Technology that gets made into a millionaire...

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    Re: Do you want "It"?

    Quote Originally Posted by wooo_oops View Post
    If I were to want it, I would go for the original size, cos it's bigger than the larger size, and cheaper.

    I think they might be avin a larf.
    All the way to the bank.

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    300 dollars for THIS!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=140200446066

    (The Tesla Shield Hyperspace Radionics Version 1.0)

    Are their any fellow skeptics, who are having second thoughts about their morality and integrity, wanting to start an ebay business with me?

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    Re: Do you want "It"?

    Quote Originally Posted by FarSideOfTheMoon View Post
    300 dollars for THIS!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=140200446066

    (The Tesla Shield Hyperspace Radionics Version 1.0)

    Are their any fellow skeptics, who are having second thoughts about their morality and integrity, wanting to start an ebay business with me?
    I thought it was a purple name tag holder for cats and dogs - I'm sure I've seen them in the local pet shop for a lot less (around £5)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiona View Post
    Yes, yes I do!! Gimme!!
    ditto .dont taze me bro.

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    Re: Do you want "It"?

    Quote Originally Posted by georgebush View Post
    ditto .dont taze me bro.
    Hello gb.
    Someone has or had that in their signature. I can't remember who?

    Anyone else remember?
    Last edited by ZERO; 27th February 2008 at 10:50 PM. Reason: Add full stop.

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