Did you know that all digital cameras are fitted with a tiny secret transmission circuit so that when the camera is close enough to something running the internet it connects up. All pictures are then downloaded to an organisation that monitors them. If any of the photos show a UFO, a substitute is uploaded back to the camera that shows only a balloon, cloud, planet or aircraft instead.
OK, I made all this up but I bet someone, somewhere would believe it ...
Sorry but you got too much time on your hands
Sorry, you a proper paranoid theory for three reasonsOriginally Posted by Mulder
Did you know that all digital cameras are fitted with a tiny secret transmission circuit so that when the camera is close enough to something running the internet it connects up. All pictures are then downloaded to an organisation that monitors them. If any of the photos show a UFO, a substitute is uploaded back to the camera that shows only a balloon, cloud, planet or aircraft instead.
OK, I made all this up but I bet someone, somewhere would believe it ...
1) No Jews. If you’re going to go for paranoid theories you’ve got to include the Jews somewhere. It’s a tradition or an old charter or something. After all, it’s only a small percentile who what to hear of conspiring gentiles.
2) You don’t mention how these altered photos proved that the WTC was brought down by an inside job organised by the invisible trans-dimensional Bigfoot (controlled by Jews)
3) You didn’t end it with a plea to support Ron Paul.
Hmm, maybe I should spend less time reading posts by tin foil hatters on other forums…
So do all conspiracy theories have to be connected in some way? I wasn't aware of that rule. Interestingly, it may reveal something of the mental states required to be a conspiracy theorist.
Yes, in the CT world every event/ group/ individual is either part of the conspiracy or part of the cover up, there are no coincidences or irrelevant facts.
All you need to do is “join the dots” either that or just “wake up”.
I bet conspiracy theorists see faces in random patterns. Heck, does saying that make me part of the cover up?
My god, you're one of THEM....
They’re more likely to see missiles in jpeg artefacts, although I did come across one nutter who saw the face of the devil in the smoke from the twin towers…
ah robert rankin, he does come up with some great conspircy theories, like the cloning of jesus frome the blood on the turin shroud, which produced jesus and his twin brother satanHTML Code:It’s a tradition or an old charter or something.
but there is one rule for a good ct just ask paul worrel (die's ex butler)
I think it's a Pratchett quote Dashah robert rankin, he does come up with some great conspircy theories, like the cloning of jesus frome the blood on the turin shroud, which produced jesus and his twin brother satanHTML Code:It’s a tradition or an old charter or something.
but there is one rule for a good ct just ask paul worrel (die's ex butler)
Although Robert Rankin is a very good chap
I was going for Rankin, and although not bitter, I have shared a lager with him- mind you that's all the bookshop was giving away, I didn't enquire whether he'd prefer girlie blue stuff or not.I think it's a Pratchett quote Dash
Although Robert Rankin is a very good chap
so are you saying you know robert rankin? if so i'm impressed. i like rankin after all he is the drinking mans dickins
oh and it was definatly a rankin quote
Not know, but a Mate ran a gaming shop (RPG 'n stuff) and they got him in to do a signing. After bussing tea for most of the morning we went to the pub for lunch and booze, he also spent a large amount of time playinf with a Terminator 3 "collectable"so are you saying you know robert rankin? if so i'm impressed. i like rankin after all he is the drinking mans dickins
oh and it was definatly a rankin quote
Did you know all printers have invisable dots which are a unique identifier to your printer. Unfortunately that is true apparantly.
You have a mate that runs a FLGS. CoolNot know, but a Mate ran a gaming shop (RPG 'n stuff) and they got him in to do a signing. After bussing tea for most of the morning we went to the pub for lunch and booze, he also spent a large amount of time playinf with a Terminator 3 "collectable"
As I understood it there have been claims that US manufactured laser printers print a yellow dot code designed to datestamp and tie counterfeit money to individual printers. Has the practice spread?
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