I never thought I'd say this, but...let's put Christ back into Christmas! All of the following fine gifts are available from 100% genuine Christian websites - in other words they were probably designed in the USA and made in China.
As we all know, Christmas is for the kiddies. Watch their little faces light up when they unwrap a pair of Armour of God pyjamas/play outfits!
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Mum will be proud to display these tasteful figurines on the mantelpiece - young Jesus with his pet dog:
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...and Santa Claus weeping over an abandoned baby:
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Granny will be thrilled with this exquisitely crafted tribute to the Blessed Mother Teresa:
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Dads are so difficult to buy for, but what man doesn't secretly yearn to smell like a pope?
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Fashion-conscious teenagers won't be able to resist a glow-in-the-dark Passion of Christ T-shirt:
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Finally, you can never have too many Christmas tree decorations:
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Get those credit cards out for Jesus!
NOW she tells us ......
I know someone who deserves those tatty-err, tasteful figurines
Marvelous!
And for the discerning ADULT there's always this STORE:
(not office safe!)
http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php
Anything that's "hand-coloured in small batches by cats" is fine by me. But am I the only person who clicked on "Jackhammer Jesus" and was instantly reminded of a famous scene in The Exorcist?!
Omg I'm laughing so hard it hurts! That Devil one looks more like Mr Punch to me
Christmas cake too secular for your tastes? How about the Pope's dessert instead:
And here's the ideal gift for the God-fearing biker:
This clever symbolic tambourine will add to the happy-clappy atmosphere:
Finally, there's only one thing better than a Padre Pio figurine - a BENDING Padre Pio figurine!
I'm so tempted to go for the bending figurine as it will replace the nodding dog in the back of my car
I'll say one thing for Christianity - when it comes to producing tasteless tat it has few rivals. More gifts to warm your cold atheistic hearts:
Have a photo of your deceased loved one incorporated into this lovely scene. Now anyone can be personally welcomed into heaven by Jesus!
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Thomas Kinkade ('Painter of Light') is the USA's undisputed master of inspirational kitsch. This incredible...erm, thing has no less than 45 sculpted figurines. Guaranteed to gather dust all year round...AND it lights up!
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Classic comic books can be worth a fortune nowadays. Some lucky recipient will thank you for this pristine copy of Calvinist Romance one day (notice how the clean-cut lover is too abashed to even say anything to his girlfriend!)
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Be honest - we've all enjoyed the guilty pleasure of reading trashy pulp fiction. And it doesn't come much pulpier than this:
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If satan was a lesbian, I sure hope I go to hell
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