What do you think of.............

[bindeweede]

............when you're bored? This?

really...i was wondering.
what would happen in society, if ppl suddenly found proof to the conclusion that cheeseburgers had souls.
would we stop eating cheeseburgers? or would we eat them anyway, coz they have no pain receptors and so it wudlnt hurt them, and if we stopped eating them, wouldnt the fast food industry stop making them, hence causing extinction of a race, which wud be just as bad as eating them?
also, what if corn had souls? and what if, they felt pain, and what if, when the reaper comes to collect the grain, to them, it is like, the holocaust? a massacre?
what would red taste like?
why do we buy a whole new pen when the ink runs out? why not reuse the plastic outer bit and just replace the inky bit, saving money and stuff?
this is what i think about when i get bored lolz, crazy me

You said it.

[bobdezon]

If cheeseburgers had souls then we can still rightfully eat them, because cheeseburgers are created by man, and thusly man is the creator and is God to the cheeseburger. What cheeseburger wouldnt want to be consumed by god, to live happily for 5 years in the colon of heaven?

[FarSideOfTheMoon]

If God didn't want us to eat meat, he wouldn't have made it so darn tasty.

Especially with cheese mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[bindeweede]

If God didn't want us to eat meat, he wouldn't have made it so darn tasty.

Especially with cheese mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Glad you ain't a veggie! Though the logic of that statement will undoubtedly be questioned by someone here. Well, beggerem, is what I say. And cheese..................ooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Me likes.

[FarSideOfTheMoon]

Definately a confirmed meat eater here.

I even had a job in an abbattoir once...

I think we should hide this thread from the veggies.

[dee]

One of my most ebarrassing moments concerned a cheeseburger...

I walked into a shop and asked for a cheeseburger with no cheese (another 'blonde moment of the platinum kind' on my part)

[Admin]

What did they say?

Without Cheddar or without Cheshire?

[seren]

The soul of any burger is in the gherkin, if you ask me. But I'm one of those daft veggies, so what to I know?

[dee]

What did they say?

Without Cheddar or without Cheshire?

After I'd said it, it still didn't click until the assistant asked why I just hadn't ordered a plain burger in the first place

[Julia]

I Can Has Ensouled Cheezburger?