How to spot men without spam filters

[Mulder]

Expensive fake watches and a strange fascination with the front of their trousers.

[dee]

Expensive fake watches and a strange fascination with the front of their trousers.

Or in the case of the laydees - all fur coat and no knickers

[Fiona]

*gasps* the watches are not real?

[FarSideOfTheMoon]

I only bought the Viagra once.

They sent me blue Smarties.

[Cuddles]

I only bought the Viagra once.

They sent me blue Smarties.

That's not actually a bad deal. Viagra is easy enough to get, but they don't make blue Smarties any more.

[FarSideOfTheMoon]

When I was in Mexico a couple of years ago, you could actually just buy Viagra from the chemist the same way we can buy stuff like Night Nurse. It was behind the counter but you just asked for it.

I didn't buy any though, just saying!