Dear Santa.....

[Admin]

I've been a good boy this year so how about one of these on Dec 25th?

Ah gowan gowan gowan.

What do you want Santa to bring? ???

[bobdezon]

This, and a pair of scissors to remove the excess clothing.

[tkingdoll]

I want my health back!

Other than that...hmm. I have everything I want.

Oh, I wouldn't mind a spare room so I can get a drumkit.

[bindeweede]

John, I don't mind what Santa brings, but what I DON'T want is one of these........




or indeed, a life-size model of Michael Winner wearing only a posing-pouch. (Bob, any ideas...........?)

[bindeweede]

This, and a pair of scissors to remove the excess clothing.

So, after all of your protestations, you do have a secret thing about Molly Sugden as well as me! Hang on, got the wrong spe.......

[bindeweede]

I want my health back!

Other than that...hmm. I have everything I want.

Oh, I wouldn't mind a spare room so I can get a drumkit.

What about a HUGE Waitrose voucher? Their Blanc de Noir is quite satisfactory, don't you know?

[dee]

Dear Satan, please can I have a dicshonary or spell-check?...

[mesaysi]

I wouldn’t mind getting what bobdezon wants.

[bindeweede]

I wouldn’t mind getting what bobdezon wants.

A pair of scissors. How modest. I'll pop them in't post. Nail or kitchen?

[mesaysi]

A pair of scissors. How modest. I'll pop them in't post. Nail or kitchen?

Ha Ha. Maybe a pair of kitchen scissors will do.

[tkingdoll]

What about a HUGE Waitrose voucher? Their Blanc de Noir is quite satisfactory, don't you know?

I'm teetotal

But I could do a lot of damage to their speciality cheese section. And those marinated artichoke hearts from the deli counter run to a fiver a tub, too.

Mmmmmmm tasty.

[bindeweede]

I'm teetotal

But I could do a lot of damage to their speciality cheese section. And those marinated artichoke hearts from the deli counter run to a fiver a tub, too.

Mmmmmmm tasty.

TKD,

Never tried the artichoke hearts - are they the ones that make you fart horrendously, or is that the jerusalem ones? But the Colston Bassett Stilton............ well it is so totally supreme, I even emailed them and told them.???

But then, I do need to get out more..............

[bobdezon]

or indeed, a life-size model of Michael Winner wearing only a posing-pouch. (Bob, any ideas...........?)

Funny you should say that

[vbloke]

Dear Zeus, my precious eyes!

[median]

I want...world peace..a world where skeptic and believer can live in harmony.



Oh nuts to that..a Transformer's DVD, half a stilton and a bottle of vintage port will do me