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    Political spin

    I think we should have a competition for the most woolly piece of nonsense ever to leave a politicians mouth....sound bites with no teeth sentences that go no where....

    The worst (therefore best) i can remember is Blair's "the hand of history is on our shoulders" drivel......

    Can anyone do better (p.s. - try to keep it recent rather than too historical). I am sure Prescott is a gold mine for this one... (good old two-shags...)

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    Re: Political spin

    What about the bit just before " the hand of history"? :)

    http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/quotes/pol..._time_for_2882


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    Re: Political spin

    Fantastic :D It just keeps getting better

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    Re: Political spin

    an old Joihn Major quote ""when your back is against the wall, the best thing to do is turn around and start fighting." :D

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    Re: Political spin

    One of my favourites from recent years:

    http://www.number-10.gov.uk/output/Page1599.asp

    "Whatever the technical or legal issues about the declaration of war, the fact is that we are at war with terrorism." ( Tony Blair, 2001)

    It takes a remarkable sort of illiteracy to use the phrase the fact is in that sentence.

    By contrast: " Someone has described a technicality as a point of principle which we have forgotten" ( Sir Elwyn Jones, 1966)

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    Re: Political spin

    I think it was Paul Boateng (scum-de-la-scum), who was quoting advice he was given on first being elected, (can't remember who the original quote was from):

    1 Never give a straight answer to a question
    2 Never try to explain
    3 Never say you're sorry


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    Re: Political spin

    John Prescott, 'when plates appear to be moving, everyone positions themselves for it'.

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