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    Flake Praline

    I just wanted to say that Flake Pralines are incredible.

    That's all, you may go now.

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    Can you substantiate that claim? ???

    I'd like to see some peer-reviewed evidence! Clinical trials! And does this have anything to do with Quantum Mechanics?



    Someone once asked me the worth of questioning everything! I said that I question things of importance, but if someone says "good morning" I accept and return the greeting, I don't ask for evidence that the morning is "good".

    What do people think we're like?

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    you could always reply with what I call the Gandalf gambit:
    What do you mean good morning? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?... Or, now you mean that you want to get rid of me, and that it won't be good till I move off?

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate
    as a drooling homer simpson would say

    If anyone offers me sweets i always ask if there's chocolate in them if the reply is no, i politely refuse

    Chunky kit kat straight out of the fridge, go on try it, you know it makes sense

    My personal favorite is dark chocolate around 75% cocoa or more, velvet in your mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Jackson
    Someone once asked me the worth of questioning everything! I said that I question things of importance, but if someone says "good morning" I accept and return the greeting, I don't ask for evidence that the morning is "good".
    "Have a nice day."

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    I am willing to perform a study to confirm the incredibleness of Flake Pralines.

    I suggest that you all give me, say, ten Flake Pralines each, and I will eat them all, whilst blindfolded, at a rate of three per day until there are none left or until I am sick, whichever is the sooner.

    Then I will tell you how I feel.

    If anyone knows of any journal willing to publish this vital and groundbreaking study, I would be happy to share the results pending my Nobel Prize.

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    Teek, it looks like the perfect set up for a homeopathic proving.

    We'll feed you with endless flakes and if you balloon up to 24 stone we can start using 'homeopathic flake' in 30C potency as a slimming aid. £15 per sugar pill remedy.

    All under the expert eye of our resident homeopath (vbloke) of course. After all, this is serious medicine. ???
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    I will of course have to sample it first to make sure it produces the correct symptoms before i can authorise it's use as a medicine.

    Under proper medical controls, I think five years of testing should be enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vbloke
    I will of course have to sample it first to make sure it produces the correct symptoms before i can authorise it's use as a medicine.

    Under proper medical controls, I think five years of testing should be enough.
    I'm not eating your half-chewed leftovers. This study is flawed, I want my money back.

    Send the cheque to: tkingdrool, Flake Town, Birmingham.

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    Re: Flake Praline

    I think this test should be called off. There's too much flakey thinking behind it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Jackson
    I think this test should be called off. There's too much flakey thinking behind it.
    I'm praline for forgiveness right now...

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    Re: Flake Praline

    Quote Originally Posted by tkingdoll
    I'm praline for forgiveness right now...
    That's nuts that is! ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Jackson
    Quote Originally Posted by tkingdoll
    I'm praline for forgiveness right now...
    That's nuts that is! ???
    You cadbury right after all...

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    Re: Flake Praline

    You're talking a load of Bournevilles :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Jackson
    You're talking a load of Bournevilles :D
    No I'm nut, you should choc your facts.

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