Well, I am no expert on matters of this kind, but....
Can someone please tell me about oral sex? You see, I have these bumps on my vagina, I am a virgin, well....born again, and I have these bumps. Could it be from shaving?
Where did that vomit smiley go?
For goodness sake, where do you find these, bindeweede?
Median,Originally Posted by median
For goodness sake, where do you find these, bindeweede?
Well, you flick around....... well, I do......
I've a feeling I'll be having bad dreams..................
Would you care to chose your words more carefully?
LOL looks like one of those christian teenchat forums, they are comedy gold to be honest. I read one tonight infact about someone who was sexually attracted to inaimate objects. He stated that he walked into walmart? and got a southern totem pole from a toaster, he was asking was it normal?
You wouldnt believe the amount of replies he got that insisted it was normal. Well there was a few "Im saving myself for jesus" replies too.
Can we see pics of the toaster?LOL looks like one of those christian teenchat forums, they are comedy gold to be honest. I read one tonight infact about someone who was sexually attracted to inaimate objects. He stated that he walked into walmart? and got a southern totem pole from a toaster, he was asking was it normal?
You wouldnt believe the amount of replies he got that insisted it was normal. Well there was a few "Im saving myself for jesus" replies too.
NSFW im afraid, you can clearly see its slot, and its plugs hanging out
Saving oneself for Jesus by commiting acts of foulness with a toaster? Egad!LOL looks like one of those christian teenchat forums, they are comedy gold to be honest. I read one tonight infact about someone who was sexually attracted to inaimate objects. He stated that he walked into walmart? and got a southern totem pole from a toaster, he was asking was it normal?
You wouldnt believe the amount of replies he got that insisted it was normal. Well there was a few "Im saving myself for jesus" replies too.
Yes dear, it's when you sit down over a cup of tea and talk about it
Store it somewhere. You never know when it'll come in useful.
Median,For goodness sake, where do you find these, bindeweede?
Here's another one for you, from the same source.
why can't i get hard?
I haven't had sex in 1 month and today i was about to commit intercourse but my penis would not get up at all the only thing i can think is, i have been masterbating alot, could that be the problem?
Commit??
lol, well sex before marriage is a sin dont you know
errr.....so is committing masturbation. I reckon he's right. Tis a judgement !
Does one "commit" intercourse? I always thought you committed murder.
Siesta, yes, "commit" is not the appropriate word, but "whatever".
An avatar. "Banana in concrete"? I'm sure there is a clever word, but can't think of it ATM.
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