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    Who you gonna call?

    ATHANOR CONSULTING


    Paranormal investigation and protection services


    "Ancient arts - modern perspectives"


    Athanor Consulting offer a variety of discrete and personal paranormal protective services, ranging from cleansing houses/businesses of malign paranormal influences to curse protection and exorcism, combining tested ancient wisdom with modern scientific and philosophical perspectives, backed by over 20 years of practical experience in this unusual area of expertise.


    We are also available for specific reseach projects into all areas of the "occult", drawing on a wide range of disciplines to provide advice and information free of religious bias. We also provide an advisory service in these fields to the media.


    Our operatives are trained in a wide array of applicable skills, and have access to our eclectic think-tank of cutting-edge specialists in medicine, sciences and protective arts.


    Several groups offer psychic investigation, or certain "New Age" techniques which may study or cosmetically address the problem, but rarely end it... we endeavour to provide long-term protection from, and removal of (nonaggressively wherever possible), any and all dangerous and debilitating psychic and occult influences from your home, your business, your life.



    http://athanor.firedrake.org/index.html

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    Foe some reason I found myself humming the "Ghostbusters" theme tune.

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    What a nice little earner ... burn a bit of incense, leave some crystals lying about, chant some gobbledy-gook, and charge the earth. IŽd have a go myself, but I couldnŽt keep a straight face. Plus IŽd probably trip up over my ceremonial robes

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    Re: Who you gonna call?

    LOL classic











    classic lunacy that is

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    The same website:

    Paranormal investigation and protection services


    Our Primary services are as follows: House Cleansing, Curse Protection, Curse Removal, Exorcism, Psychic Healing. These services are provided on a bespoke basis reflecting the individual requirements of any given situation, and it is best to contact us to discuss your needs. Click on the links to learn more.



    As well as our expertise in the area of paranormal experiences, Athanor Consulting maintains a panel of scientific and other advisors in a variety of subjects related to our task. This unique resource allows us to provide cutting-edge theories and techniques to our work in the field.

    These include such specialities as medicine (Western and various alternative forms), Post-Traumatic Stress counselling, evolutionary theory, neurochemistry, archaeology, mythology, linguistics, computer security, high-energy physics and many others.


    Does anyone else find this list a little.... eclectic? I mean, why linguistics? In case someone starts speaking in tongues?

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    Re: Who you gonna call?

    Its a well known fact (I bolded it, that makes it true) that demons like to converse in ancient babylonian and summerian

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    Re: Who you gonna call?

    Quote Originally Posted by bobdezon View Post
    Its a well known fact (I bolded it, that makes it true) that demons like to converse in ancient babylonian and summerian
    And where would a self-respecting exorcist be without a thorough grasp of Latin?

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    Re: Who you gonna call?

    Nullus dubitandem

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    Re: Who you gonna call?

    Quote Originally Posted by brianp View Post
    Foe some reason I found myself humming the "Ghostbusters" theme tune.
    I was going to shout 'Ghostbusters!!', but alas you beat me to it

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