Every board needs one of these. The rules are simple. Someone posts the punchline to a joke, everyone else has to work out what the joke was. Whoever gets it first posts the next punchline. We'll start with an easy one:
Alright, you're an ambulance.
Call me an ambulance.
Another simple one to get us going -
Alright, you're a taxi!
Zaira, you could have made it a teensy bit more challenging...
"Call me a taxi"
Not that mine´s any better though...
Because he wanted to see time fly.
Something like "Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window"?
Punchline:
"He sat up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac?"
ok,
"Because they can"
It's the dyslexic, insomniac agnostic, but you're close enough.
M.
FarSide, has your joke got something to do with dogs and their linguistic abilities?
BTW, I have a sign on the wall which says "Let me show you my linguistic prowess -and I might get round to the translating later."
Whatever that means. It was a present.
Is it "Why do they"? ???Originally Posted by FarSideOfTheMoon
Yes, it is do do with dogs, and why do they lick their....
soft miry land that shakes or yields under the foot
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* What is a Quagmire?
I'm just showing off!
Okay back to the game.
I'll have to go with "Why do dogs lick their balls?" This is a bit too much of a clue really. Which is lucky, becaues I'd never have got it otherwise.Yes, it is do do with dogs, and why do they lick their....
A sunburnt penguin rolling down a hill.
What is black, white, red, black, white, red?
Good ice-sight!
I got fed up waiting -
What do you need to play ice hockey?
A sad candy cane!
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What is red, white and blue?
Soooo old.....
A newspaper.
While we are on the same theme....
A banana in a lift.
Sorry. So corny.
Last edited by bindeweede; 19th October 2007 at 11:33 PM.
Zaira
I just do not understand this. Well, you know me. Can you explain this joke please?
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