I wish I'd thought of this...

[The Colonel]

Check this out.

http://www.afterlifetelegrams.com/AFTERLIFE/index.html

Unbelievable!
Well obviously, I suppose!

[bindeweede]

Check this out.

http://www.afterlifetelegrams.com/AFTERLIFE/index.html

Unbelievable!
Well obviously, I suppose!

Colonel,

I've tried the link several times, but I can't get through.

[FarSideOfTheMoon]

The rapture is catered for too:

http://postrapturepost.com/

Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately following the exodus of the pure from the Earth. But you must be thinking to yourself, "How can the letters be delivered after the Rapture?" The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That's right, we don't believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture?

[bobdezon]

Now that is a genius level loophole right there

[dark matter]

Check this out.

http://www.afterlifetelegrams.com/AFTERLIFE/index.html

Unbelievable!
Well obviously, I suppose!

Amazing idea. Pure genius. Im already thinking that beyond my relatives I would probably send out some hate mail and definately a few love letters!!!