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    Re: "non-evasive psychic surgery"

    I think Gary's on to something, I reckon even I will be a bit slow on the uptake when my brain has stopped functioning.

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    Hmmmm assection....assection...perhaps it is a special spirit word which Gary knows because he possesses superior knowledge of the supernatural. We will find out when we die. I'm thinking about speeding up the whole process a bit just so I can find out.

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    Re: "non-evasive psychic surgery"

    Whichever method you choose you shuffle yourself off this mortal coil, just make sure that you don't take an overdose of homeopathic pills.

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    Re: "non-evasive psychic surgery"

    Quote Originally Posted by bindeweede View Post
    With some of his messages, he signs off...

    Love and Light Always
    Gary Mannion (Creator)

    Quote Originally Posted by Julia View Post
    And yes, I do hope Gary (Creator) is referring to his website and not the universe.
    Well, these spiritual/psychic healers usually end up with a God Complex, so neither claim would surprise me!
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    Re: "non-evasive psychic surgery"

    About 18 months ago Gary claimed he was "clairmultient" - a word I have been unable to find defined.

    In my free readings I offer either a psychic reading or a Clairvoyant reading

    Psychic Reading - In this type of reading I will use my Psychic abilities to either answer a question you may have or to give you a general reading about whats happening in your life at the moment and what you can do to help things run smoothly

    Clairvoyant reading- In this type of reading I will us my mediumship and Clairmultient abilities to bring through loved ones that have passed over to the World of Spirit. In this type of reading you can either ask for a particular person to come through or you can leave it to spirit to see who comes through!
    However I am not in control Spirit is so there is no guarentee that the person you want to come through will come through I can only ask.

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    Re: "non-evasive psychic surgery"

    Ever the trendsetter, Gary seems to have invented an entirely new category of woo - unless it's supposed to mean clair (clear) multience (multiple things). Not that multience is a word, mind you, but it's the best I can come up with. Obviously such things are beyond our understanding, lost as we are in spiritual darkness.

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    Our problem is clearly that we seek definition, and in multiple ways too; how prosaic to look in a dictionary!

    There´s that damned 'e' again, though. Even in "guarentee" now.

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    Clairmulletience perhaps? The ability to communicate with those who sported really bad haircuts in life? Beyond that, I have no idea.
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    Re: "non-evasive psychic surgery"

    Well, some are clairvoyant, others are clairaudient, and so on...Obviously, yer man Gary has got the full set.*

    Easy peasy. Do keep up.





    *Except clairliteracy, of course, and clairspellchecker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Muck oGentry View Post
    Well, some are clairvoyant, others are clairaudient, and so on...Obviously, yer man Gary has got the full set.*

    Easy peasy. Do keep up.





    *Except clairliteracy, of course, and clairspellchecker.
    Ah, but isn't 'multi' a prefix? So young Gary should actually be multiclairient, shouldn't he?

    Although I feel it's bad and wrong for me even to be thinking about this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonC View Post
    Ah, but isn't 'multi' a prefix? So young Gary should actually be multiclairient, shouldn't he?

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    Correct, but so is 'clair', so he has to be multiclaircretinous or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julia View Post
    Whichever method you choose you shuffle yourself off this mortal coil, just make sure that you don't take an overdose of homeopathic pills.
    Death by type 2 diabetes, eh? You're right. That would hardly be cost-effective. I could achieve the same effect by chugging many bags of sugar. And probably for a fraction of the cost.

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    Re: "non-evasive psychic surgery"

    Don't miss a Q&A with Gary over on BadPsychics:

    http://moh2005.proboards78.com/index...8107998&page=3

    Here's my contribution:

    I'm sitting at the keyboard with my jaw hanging open. Gary, you are peddling COMPLETE AND UTTER SHITE. There is no other word that does justice to the rubbish you are spouting.

    "Techniques like the brain gym techniques e.t.c stimulate different areas of the Brain and can help correct many chemical imbalances that the majority of kids nowadays have."

    I think this description will come as a surprise even to the people behind Brain Gym. Do you seriously believe that the MAJORITY of kids today have "many chemical imbalances"? Do you even know what a chemical imbalance is?

    "I am finding a lot with working with kids that although they may not of had addatives before their problems started their parents have had addatives and this has passed on in dna"

    You don't know how DNA works, do you, Gary?

    "I would disagree with this only because I know nothing about the body and anatomy, yet when abraham comes through he does."

    Now there we are in complete agreement. You certainly know nothing about the body and anatomy.

    "when I work on Cancer..."

    Oh, dear! I think you're going to regret saying that...

    "However I also find the majority of kids are now functioning with more of the right side of the brain which is to do with practacality and less to do with the left side of the brain which is logical. A lot of this is to do with all the Indigo Energy coming in."

    That is a gross over-simplication of how the brain works and there is no such thing as Indigo Energy.

    I really don't care if you are an out-and-out conman or a self-deluded ignoramus - you should be stopped before you do real harm. The admission that you "work on cancer" may well come back to haunt you.
    I love that comment about "addatives...passed on in dna", but the real nugget of gold has to be the phrase "when I work on cancer..."

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    I like this one -

    However I also find the majority of kids are now functioning with more of the right side of the brain which is to do with practacality and less to do with the left side of the brain which is logical.
    So speaks Gary Mannion, brain doctor. I'm almost completely sure that this makes no sense whatsoever. How has Gary managed to find which side of the brain children are 'functioning' with? Ohhh yeah....MAJIKZ!!!

    'OH HAI! I AR GARY, I HAZ MAJIKZ, SRSLY'

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    Quote Originally Posted by fallible View Post
    I like this one -

    So speaks Gary Mannion, brain doctor. I'm almost completely sure that this makes no sense whatsoever. How has Gary managed to find which side of the brain children are 'functioning' with? Ohhh yeah....MAJIKZ!!!

    'OH HAI! I AR GARY, I HAZ MAJIKZ, SRSLY'
    I have no doubt that Garry is an out and out conman, but I think he also suffers from a high level of self delusion. He probably believes some of this crap and it is his own opinion. It also doesn't help when the creduloids give him a platform to spout this BS. Maybe he is starting to get a bit cocky with all the attention from his adoring fans?

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