I have a cream cake

[tkingdoll]

A sticky pineapple tart. You can't have any. Scoff.

[median]

Teek, you really are going to have to get out more ;D ;D ;D

[tkingdoll]

I did go out! And came back with cakes.

[doubting thomas]

Does a sticky pineapple tart have cream in it?

A cream horn does though... mmmmmmmmm

[brodski]

A sticky pineapple tart. You can't have any. Scoff.

Who are you calling a sticky pineapple tart? :'(




















I'll have you know I'm a sticky rhubarb tart :P

[tkingdoll]

Yes. It has a layer of pineappley goo, then cream, then icing.

[Nettles]

I have days-old Indian food which is way better.

[vbloke]

I have a CUP OF TEA.

DAMN YOU ALL!!!

[Oleron]

I scoff at your cake-type nonsense.

I am sitting in work with a half pound bag of fruit jellies.

Fruit jellies make me poo like a rhino.

I'm going to eat the whole bag.

What do you think of your cake now?!?! >:D

Eh, EH?!?!








(Note to forum: Fruit Jellies can lower your the overall quality of your posts)

[tkingdoll]

I have the most delightful mental image of a little be-spectacled monkey with a giant bag of fruit jellies on his lap. So cute!

I think there's one cake left in the box, some sort of cream slice affair. But it's only noon. The dilemma! The times! The morals!

*goes to fridge*

[Mongrel]

I have the most delightful mental image of a little be-spectacled monkey with a giant bag of fruit jellies on his lap. So cute!

Really? I had the other image :-[

Wanna swap?

[Oleron]

The fruit jelly insanity is starting to pass now :D

Erm, excuse me, I think I have to ... :o .....Out of my way!








(too late..)

[Ginger Rogers]

I have a bag of fruity fizzy jelly thingys left over from cinema last night! Big fizzy cola bottle anyone ::) trouble is they sitkc in your teeh and mae you spea funny when the phne ring

[Admin]

I've got ginger nuts.

[Ginger Rogers]

Oh Well thats just too much information really :P

[Admin]

I like them dunked in tea. ???

[Aardvark]

A glass of iced water would me more productive O0