View Full Version : "I suppose there might be a God,
bindeweede
29th March 2009, 09:16 PM
but even if there is I suspect he's a very lazy, selfish God who finds you and all your friends incredibly tedious."
More fun from "the dailymash", and only one swear word.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/archbishop-of-canterbury-talks-himself-out-of-a-job-200903261666/
newatheist
30th March 2009, 01:29 PM
Brilliant site. You might like Uncyclopedia too.
Imox
4th April 2009, 08:35 PM
Did he really say that?
skbuncks
4th April 2009, 08:46 PM
Brilliant site. You might like Uncyclopedia too.
Excellent :cheesy:
That should help me while away the hours at work whilst waiting for my incipient redundancy to kick in
skb
chaggle
4th April 2009, 09:26 PM
Brilliant site. You might like Uncyclopedia too.
;D;D;D;D;D
Brilliant
LOL so much it hurts!!!!
SorryImPsychic
5th April 2009, 08:09 AM
.....but even if there is I suspect he's a very lazy, selfish God who finds you and all your friends incredibly tedious."
AMEN O0
smokeandmirrors
5th April 2009, 12:02 PM
Did he really say that?
No. He didn't.
SorryImPsychic
5th April 2009, 11:28 PM
No. He didn't.
He didn't say it......but he probably thinks it ^-^
Big Bird
6th April 2009, 10:23 AM
Very amusing.
I wonder
WWJD?
Matt
6th April 2009, 10:30 AM
Very amusing.
I wonder
WWJD?
Wank With Jammy Do-nuts?
Wait While Jews Die?
Wash With Juice Drink?
DrS
6th April 2009, 10:33 AM
What Would Jehovah Do? >:D
Imox
6th April 2009, 08:26 PM
He didn't say it......but he probably thinks it ^-^
What a good luck. Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I want the Archbishop of Canterbury to be devout. That's what he gets paid for.
I saw enough revolutions. Sometimes it's good if everything stays as it was.
Imox
6th April 2009, 08:48 PM
.........maybe a sceptics forum is not the right place for me. Means, I'm sceptic whether it is really good for me to be sceptic all the time. Isn't some blind faith a good achievement too?
Admin
6th April 2009, 08:55 PM
Isn't some blind faith a good achievement too?
Blind faith is probably the worst form of irrationality and an incredibly bad way to think. Why believe something with no evidence or in spite of the evidence?
But if it's ingrained in you then there's probably not much you can do about it.
BTW, you don't 'be skeptic'. Skeptic doesn't mean 'disbeliever'. Skepticism is a process of evaluation and a skeptic is someone who uses that process to reach justifiable conclusions on issues.
bobdezon
7th April 2009, 12:50 AM
Wank With Jammy Do-nuts?
Wouldnt recommend it mate, you'll come to a sticky end. :undecided:
chaggle
7th April 2009, 06:11 AM
Wouldnt recommend it mate, you'll come to a sticky end. :undecided:
;D;D:spank:
Imox
7th April 2009, 07:45 PM
Blind faith is probably the worst form of irrationality and an incredibly bad way to think. Why believe something with no evidence or in spite of the evidence?
But if it's ingrained in you then there's probably not much you can do about it.
BTW, you don't 'be skeptic'. Skeptic doesn't mean 'disbeliever'. Skepticism is a process of evaluation and a skeptic is someone who uses that process to reach justifiable conclusions on issues.
Wouldn't that be a wonderful world if the second-hand car dealer does really offer the best car to you? If the husband does never look for another woman? If all people were always honest and did never tell a lie?
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hughcumber
10th April 2009, 06:56 PM
Wouldn't that be a wonderful world if the second-hand car dealer does really offer the best car to you? If the husband does never look for another woman? If all people were always honest and did never tell a lie?
Telling lies is actually useful at times - like for protecting very young children from some of the horrible things that happen in the world.
I agree about the car dealers though ;)
tolman
10th April 2009, 07:52 PM
What Would Jehovah Do? >:D
That's easy - he'd have you stoned to death for using his name.
Trinoc
10th April 2009, 08:17 PM
Telling lies is actually useful at times - like for protecting very young children from some of the horrible things that happen in the world.
So that we can instead scare the sh*t out of them by telling them about bogey men, demons and a god who will punish them if they have the wrong thoughts, you mean?
DrS
10th April 2009, 10:48 PM
That's easy - he'd have you stoned to death for using his name.
Ah, so there'd be no reason not to make it worse for myself by shouting Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah ... :cheesy:
hughcumber
11th April 2009, 01:26 PM
So that we can instead scare the sh*t out of them by telling them about bogey men, demons and a god who will punish them if they have the wrong thoughts, you mean?
Not quite. What do you say Santa...:smiley:
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