What Christans say

[FarSideOfTheMoon]

And what they really mean ;)

http://unreasonablefaith.com/2008/05/29/a-guide-to-christian-cliches-and-phrases/

[axiomgate]

I find most find religion when they have nothing else.

Next time some one from the Jesus Army comes knocking on your door invite them in, make them a Cup of tea and speak to them.

They all have very simular stories... I have spoke to around 12 so far...

8 of the 12 had drug addictions before finding God.

The other 4 just had the most odd and unluck history ever...

Oh Here is a video I made you might like... I tried finding Go on the Religous channels on Sk TV:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS0L6s4w0yU
(All these clips came from one nights viewing).

[Graham Lappin]

Next time some one from the Jesus Army comes knocking on your door invite them in, make them a Cup of tea and speak to them.
... I have spoke to around 12 so far...

Now that's just sadistic!

[darkwinter]

Now that's just sadistic!

Or masochistic...

[Graham Lappin]

You've heard the one about the masochist shouting "whip me" and the sadist saying "no".

I am not sure that even the door to door evangelists are bad enough to deserve axiomgate. >:D

[filippo lippi]

What Christans say...

"I swear, by Almighty God, to uphold the laws and constitution of Zimbabwe..."