Flake Praline

[tkingdoll]

I just wanted to say that Flake Pralines are incredible.

That's all, you may go now.

[Admin]

Can you substantiate that claim? ???

I'd like to see some peer-reviewed evidence! Clinical trials! And does this have anything to do with Quantum Mechanics?

;D

Someone once asked me the worth of questioning everything! I said that I question things of importance, but if someone says "good morning" I accept and return the greeting, I don't ask for evidence that the morning is "good".

What do people think we're like? ::)

[vbloke]

you could always reply with what I call the Gandalf gambit:

What do you mean good morning? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?... Or, now you mean that you want to get rid of me, and that it won't be good till I move off?

[doubting thomas]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate
as a drooling homer simpson would say

If anyone offers me sweets i always ask if there's chocolate in them if the reply is no, i politely refuse

Chunky kit kat straight out of the fridge, go on try it, you know it makes sense

My personal favorite is dark chocolate around 75% cocoa or more, velvet in your mouth

[Mojo]

Someone once asked me the worth of questioning everything! I said that I question things of importance, but if someone says "good morning" I accept and return the greeting, I don't ask for evidence that the morning is "good".

"Have a nice day."

[tkingdoll]

I am willing to perform a study to confirm the incredibleness of Flake Pralines.

I suggest that you all give me, say, ten Flake Pralines each, and I will eat them all, whilst blindfolded, at a rate of three per day until there are none left or until I am sick, whichever is the sooner.

Then I will tell you how I feel.

If anyone knows of any journal willing to publish this vital and groundbreaking study, I would be happy to share the results pending my Nobel Prize.

[Admin]

Teek, it looks like the perfect set up for a homeopathic proving. O0

We'll feed you with endless flakes and if you balloon up to 24 stone we can start using 'homeopathic flake' in 30C potency as a slimming aid. £15 per sugar pill remedy.

All under the expert eye of our resident homeopath (vbloke) of course. After all, this is serious medicine. ???

[vbloke]

I will of course have to sample it first to make sure it produces the correct symptoms before i can authorise it's use as a medicine.

Under proper medical controls, I think five years of testing should be enough.

[tkingdoll]

I will of course have to sample it first to make sure it produces the correct symptoms before i can authorise it's use as a medicine.

Under proper medical controls, I think five years of testing should be enough.


I'm not eating your half-chewed leftovers. This study is flawed, I want my money back.

Send the cheque to: tkingdrool, Flake Town, Birmingham.

[Admin]

I think this test should be called off. There's too much flakey thinking behind it. ;D

[tkingdoll]

I think this test should be called off. There's too much flakey thinking behind it. ;D


I'm praline for forgiveness right now...

[Admin]

I'm praline for forgiveness right now...


That's nuts that is! ??? ;D

[tkingdoll]

I'm praline for forgiveness right now...


That's nuts that is! ??? ;D


You cadbury right after all...

[Admin]

You're talking a load of Bournevilles ::) :D

[tkingdoll]

You're talking a load of Bournevilles ::) :D


No I'm nut, you should choc your facts.

[Admin]

I've had my computer do a data-crunchie session, and the results are a rolo-vation.

Men are from Mars, women eat chocolate!

[Hazen]

Whatever happened to 'Texan' bars?

Mmmmmm... full of nougaty goodness!

'You wouldn't fire a man before he's finished his Texan bar, would 'ya?'

[Aardvark]

Now my favourite is Cadbury Fruit and Nut straight out of the fridge.

Can anyone expalin how I can fit this into my Atkins diet???

Yes I realy am on a low carb diet, and yes I have read a lot of the original research and no it is not rely bad for you, but yes you do get stinky breath.

[Admin]

Doesn't it work because it's high in protein rather than low in carbs?

I think Horizon did a programme on it and that was the conclusion.

I think, surprisingly, people's cholesterol was lower on a high meat diet too ??? although the long-term effects are not known.

[tkingdoll]

I think fad diets in general are a bad thing because you have to be on them for the rest of your life to stay thin.

It's easy to be the size you want, just eat less and do more.

[vbloke]

Is that all I need to do to be 6'5"?