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Hazen
10th December 2006, 10:40 PM
Laugh of the month:
http://bsalert.com/artsearch.php?fn=2&as=1535&dt=1
Would be funny if it wasn't so sad...
Jocky
11th December 2006, 09:29 AM
lol ;D

Thanks Hazen
Hazen
11th December 2006, 10:29 AM
But then, did not Jesus of Nazareth promise the faithful that at the last trump he would greet the faithful 'in the air'? Maybe Jesus has a Gulfstream too.
Nah, being such a humble guy, he probably only flies a Cessna...
Jocky
11th December 2006, 10:37 AM
So it is written, Brother Hazen, but forsooth 'twas not Jesus who spake thus. For so it is written in chapter 4 (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/1th/4.html) of the Apostle Paul's first letter to the Thessalonians, reading from the 16th verse:


For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

Let us rejoice together that our Brother in Christ Benny Hinn will be taken up into the air :angel: ...

and with a bit of luck get dropped from a great height >:D
wollery
12th December 2006, 01:56 PM
For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

Let me get this straight, God's gonna raise the dead by farting loudly?!? :o



Wow, he really is powerful! ;D
Jocky
13th December 2006, 09:31 AM
The Lord moves in a mysterious way - especially in the bowels department :scared:
Jocky
13th December 2006, 09:39 AM
I just realised that thanks to the good offices of Brother John, we are able to tell this uplifting story in pictures:

For the Lord himself :santa:
shall descend from heaven with a shout :D
with the voice of the archangel, :angel:
and with the trump of God: :trumpet:
and the dead in Christ shall rise first: :ghost:
Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them :wavey:
in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: :wnw: :santa:
and so shall we ever be with the Lord. :dancing:



All that remains to be said is :liar: ;)
Mongrel
13th December 2006, 10:24 AM
ROFL - Nice one Jocky ;D
Hazen
14th December 2006, 11:46 PM
ROFL - Nice one Jocky ;D

RAmen, brother