Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex

[Hazen]

Get laid or get paid, what do you reckon?
http://stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3721498a4560,00.html

An unscientific poll on The Press website last night showed that by a wide margin both men and women would choose the cash

[Jocky]

Why not make this thread a poll. if they can be unscientific, then so can we :)

[Hazen]

I assume they're talking US dollars, which at time of writing, GBP1:00 = US$1:83
Therefore we're looking at £27,322:40 pa extra.


Why not make this thread a poll. if they can be unscientific, then so can we :)

Done.

I just knew we'd see this phrase crop up in the article:
no-sex-please-we're-British

[Jocky]

Could be NZ dollars they're talking about, which today is $NZ1 = £0.3341.

In which case it's a disappointing £16,705.

I wonder if that would change anybody's vote ... :ponder:

[Hazen]

I assumed they meant USD, since the study was carried out by American colleges, on American data.

[John Jackson]

The trouble is... sex is very much like money: the less you have the more important it seems. ;D

I'd take the cash and employ a tasty young secretary with it. :angel:

[Hazen]

I'd take the cash and employ a tasty young secretary with it.
and then get for sued for sexual harrassment? (probably to the tune of about 30k) ;D

Let's be clear here: option 2 won't just be the routine 'service the spouse to keep them sweet' type deals, we are talking red hot, lustful, ground shaking encounters of wild passion, here.

(I'd still take the cash)

[John Jackson]

Let's be clear here: option 2 won't just be the routine 'service the spouse to keep them sweet' type deals, we are talking red hot, lustful, ground shaking encounters of wild passion, here.


Who needs money? :D

[Jocky]

Who needs money?

Where's your vote then? You should put it where your :o is

;D

At the moment, it looks like skeptics are more Greedy than they are Lustful by the overwhelming margin of 3 to none.

What's next - a poll which gives you a choice between Sloth and Glottony :ponder:

[Mongrel]

What's next - a poll which gives you a choice between Sloth and Glottony :ponder:


I'd probably vote in that one, if only the apathy doesn't get in the way ::)

[Jocky]

So would I, if I could just stop eating and drinking for long enough to click on Post :booze: :booze:

[John Jackson]

There you go. I've voted for the sex as long as we're talking top totty here. :D

[tkingdoll]

Sex is not limitless. It has a wide boundary, sure, but it falls within 'sex'. Whereas money is the gateway to practically anything.

However, it would have to be a LOT of money. I would give up sex for...£5million.

I can still jerk off though, right?

:D

[John Jackson]

I can still jerk off though, right?


;D ;D ;D

There's always that option.

Hmmm..... I'm wondering if I should have gone for the money after all. :ponder:

[median]

Sex?

I know Courtney Pine would probably opt for sax :D
And Ian Botham would go for six.
OTOH lovers of dry vermouth would go for sec.

Vintage Cider @ 8.4% highly recommended ;D

[Aardvark]

Coal merchants would probably go for sacks (its a northern thing)

Jewellers would probably go for Sachs

Germans who have one day of per week would probably go for sechs

[median]

Inquisitive types would go for seeks

Malingerers would go for sicks :o :o

[median]

Oh and religious types may go for sikhs

:o :o

[John Jackson]

We could always compromise and go for Sux. :D

That's probably ruled out though :(

I might take the money and rely on my old mate Pamela Hand. ;D

[Mojo]

And Ian Botham would go for six.Surely you mean Malcolm Nash ?

[Jocky]

Surely you mean Malcolm Nash ?

... who went for thirty-six 8)

[tkingdoll]

Needleworkers would say "darn it" and go for socks.

[median]

Medicos specialising in vaccinations would go for salks

[Lord Muck oGentry]

As a pedant*, I'd go for ( sic)s.




*A person who prefers his beliefs to be true. Bertrand Russell

[tkingdoll]

Cowboys would go for shucks.

[median]

Logicians would probably abstain

A case of non seqs ::)

[Aardvark]

Would watchmakers go for secs?

[vbloke]

Beer drinkers would go for Becks

Musclemen would go for pecs

Eastern Europeans would go for Czechs

Vampires would go for necks

Ogres would go for Shreks

Opticians would go for specs

IT personnel would go for techs

Mechanics would go for wrecks

[John Jackson]

Iridologists would go for flecks.

Locksmiths would go for snecks.

Computer programmers would go for hex.

Croupiers would go for decks.

Father Jack would go for fecks.