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bindeweede
15th February 2008, 09:29 PM
This is what "It" claims to do.

It neutralises negative subtle energy waves.

It creates a subtle energy field to protect against EMF.

It heals and recharges the human electromagnetic field.

It emits neutrinos, enabling the correction of intracellular frequencies.

It reorients the psychic channels, increasing intuition and psychic perception through the correction of molecular frequencies in the cerebral cortex.

It enables centrifugal reorganization of the chakras, nadis and the subtle energy fields throughout the body, including the independent energy that belongs to the organs.

It reorganises any disturbances in the electrical field in the air, of geostatic or form energies, through a subtle invisible dynamic.

It restores the vitality of people to enable the biotic correction in homes where there are harmful waves or parasitic energies.

It stabilizes the harmful waves coming from hertzian, electrical, microwave, geopathic or telluric channels.

It dissipates harmful cosmic rays coming from outer space.

It positively energises drinking water for humans and pets.

It restores the higher nutritional frequencies of food, making it more nutritious.

It corrects the frequency variations in minerals, enabling enhancement of the intrinsic data field of the mineral.

It creates a defence against harmful cellphone radiation.

It enables psychological and biophysical reorganization, it fights against insomnia, neurasthenia, fatigue, and generally against psychological afflictions.

It increases memory and through the general positive effect on the health, significantly enhances libido.

It sends and receives love and light which heals oneself and others.

It stimulates the third eye chakra increasing intuitive and psychic powers.

It gives access to the universal language of the body of light, for bilocation, translation and multilocation functions.

It facilitates spiritual development and the awareness of self and others.

It increases the strength and vital energy of people.

If reinforces the magnetic field of light on the Earth and unites humanity to Gaia and the mineral kingdom, our Mother Earth.

It unites humanity with the Universe, activating the contact with the higher forces, including the angels, archangels, illuminated masters and guides.

It connects people with the forces of light from the infinite universes.

It facilitates the ability to meditate visualise and pray.

It decontaminates the subtle inverted negative energies contained in water, by reconfiguring the subtle intrinsic data field.


Can you guess what "It" is?

The Atlantean Power Crystal™ is available in two sizes. The original version weighs 100grams and is priced at £199.95. The larger size version weighs approximately 250mg is priced at £399.95

http://www.lifetechnology.co.uk/atlanteanpower.htm

Janot
15th February 2008, 09:45 PM
How do you find such crap??>:-)

dee
15th February 2008, 10:29 PM
So 'it' is all singing all dancing then?

Think I'll pass this time thanks bindeweed... ;)

Fiona
16th February 2008, 01:32 AM
Yes, yes I do!! Gimme!!

Lord Muck oGentry
16th February 2008, 01:54 AM
It enables psychological and biophysical reorganization, it fights against insomnia, neurasthenia, fatigue, and generally against psychological afflictions.


It enables centrifugal reorganization of the chakras, nadis and the subtle energy fields throughout the body, including the independent energy that belongs to the organs.

Illiterates will be taken out and shot.

* Takes enablers out and plugs 'em *

SKIRRID5
16th February 2008, 03:58 AM
We can't have it - Clara Bow beat us to it.

The Great Bymble
16th February 2008, 03:15 PM
I'll take a gross - once the "Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnet" has done it's thing...
http://www.lifetechnology.co.uk/moneymagnetultra.htm

The Great Bymble
16th February 2008, 03:46 PM
Ooops!
I forgot the most important attribute;
"The Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnet is so powerful in fact that it will override the belief system of the most hardened sceptic, and will reverse the mindset of the most pessimistic belief system."
That's certainly a possibility if in fact the vendor is referring to their own doubts as to whether anyone exists who is so gullible as to actually purchase one...:smiley:

wooo_oops
19th February 2008, 11:09 AM
If I were to want it, I would go for the original size, cos it's bigger than the larger size, and cheaper.

I think they might be avin a larf.

benjus
19th February 2008, 01:00 PM
Judging by their history on ebay (http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=aurumsolis&ftab=AllFeedback) I'd say their Psychotronic Money Magnets are doing the job very nicely.

I fancy the limited edition "Millionaire Maker" for only £1200 - sounds like a good return on my investment. Of course, it doesn't specify whether it's me or Life Technology that gets made into a millionaire...

bindeweede
20th February 2008, 01:14 AM
If I were to want it, I would go for the original size, cos it's bigger than the larger size, and cheaper.

I think they might be avin a larf.

All the way to the bank.>:-)

FarSideOfTheMoon
20th February 2008, 12:38 PM
300 dollars for THIS!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140200446066

(The Tesla Shield Hyperspace Radionics Version 1.0)

Are their any fellow skeptics, who are having second thoughts about their morality and integrity>:D, wanting to start an ebay business with me?

dee
23rd February 2008, 07:56 AM
300 dollars for THIS!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140200446066

(The Tesla Shield Hyperspace Radionics Version 1.0)

Are their any fellow skeptics, who are having second thoughts about their morality and integrity>:D, wanting to start an ebay business with me?

I thought it was a purple name tag holder for cats and dogs - I'm sure I've seen them in the local pet shop for a lot less (around £5)

georgebush
27th February 2008, 11:41 PM
Yes, yes I do!! Gimme!! ditto .dont taze me bro.:cheesy:

ZERO
27th February 2008, 11:50 PM
ditto .dont taze me bro.:cheesy:
Hello gb.
Someone has or had that in their signature. I can't remember who? :undecided:

Anyone else remember?

bindeweede
28th February 2008, 01:13 AM
Hello gb.
Someone has or had that in their signature. I can't remember who? :undecided:

Anyone else remember?

Yes.

SorryImPsychic.

Fiona
28th February 2008, 01:27 AM
GB, it could happen to anyone - don't feel bad ;)

ZERO
28th February 2008, 01:56 AM
Yes.

SorryImPsychic.
Ahh yes, I remember now.

Could it be the ...Return?
SiP was a bit of fun.
GB sounds American, but could the IP address be in good ol' Aus?

InForAPennyInForApound
29th February 2008, 01:40 PM
Judging by their history on ebay (http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=aurumsolis&ftab=AllFeedback) I'd say their Psychotronic Money Magnets are doing the job very nicely.

I fancy the limited edition "Millionaire Maker" for only £1200 - sounds like a good return on my investment. Of course, it doesn't specify whether it's me or Life Technology that gets made into a millionaire...

Completely adequate, no complaints what so everBuyer: majorlucas (http://myworld.ebay.com/majorlucas) ( 102 (http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=majorlucas)http://pics.ebaystatic.com/aw/pics/icon/iconTealStar_25x25.gif)
Feb-25-08 06:58 TOP SECRET RADIONICS DEVICE THE PLANS THEY TRIED TO BAN (#140207457578)US $6.66
is that the mighty sign of the beast? 666? :cheesy: