Dear Santa.....

[Admin]

I've been a good boy this year so how about one of these on Dec 25th?
http://www.ukskeptics.com/graphics/r8.jpg
Ah gowan gowan gowan. ;D

What do you want Santa to bring? ???

[bobdezon]

This, and a pair of scissors to remove the excess clothing.

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2/angelinajolie376x490ko0.jpg

[tkingdoll]

I want my health back!

Other than that...hmm. I have everything I want.

Oh, I wouldn't mind a spare room so I can get a drumkit.

[bindeweede]

John, I don't mind what Santa brings, but what I DON'T want is one of these........

http://www.bized.co.uk/images/sinclair.jpg


or indeed, a life-size model of Michael Winner wearing only a posing-pouch. (Bob, any ideas...........?)

[bindeweede]

This, and a pair of scissors to remove the excess clothing.

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2/angelinajolie376x490ko0.jpg

So, after all of your protestations, you do have a secret thing about Molly Sugden as well as me! Hang on, got the wrong spe.......

[bindeweede]

I want my health back!

Other than that...hmm. I have everything I want.

Oh, I wouldn't mind a spare room so I can get a drumkit.

What about a HUGE Waitrose voucher?:smiley: Their Blanc de Noir is quite satisfactory, don't you know?::)

[dee]

Dear Satan, please can I have a dicshonary or spell-check?...

[mesaysi]

I wouldn’t mind getting what bobdezon wants.

[bindeweede]

I wouldn’t mind getting what bobdezon wants.


A pair of scissors:smiley:. How modest. I'll pop them in't post. Nail or kitchen?

[mesaysi]

A pair of scissors:smiley:. How modest. I'll pop them in't post. Nail or kitchen?

Ha Ha. Maybe a pair of kitchen scissors will do.

[tkingdoll]

What about a HUGE Waitrose voucher?:smiley: Their Blanc de Noir is quite satisfactory, don't you know?::)

I'm teetotal :tongue:

But I could do a lot of damage to their speciality cheese section. And those marinated artichoke hearts from the deli counter run to a fiver a tub, too.

Mmmmmmm tasty.

[bindeweede]

I'm teetotal :tongue:

But I could do a lot of damage to their speciality cheese section. And those marinated artichoke hearts from the deli counter run to a fiver a tub, too.

Mmmmmmm tasty.
TKD,

Never tried the artichoke hearts - are they the ones that make you fart horrendously, or is that the jerusalem ones? But the Colston Bassett Stilton............ well it is so totally supreme, I even emailed them and told them.???

But then, I do need to get out more..............

[bobdezon]

or indeed, a life-size model of Michael Winner wearing only a posing-pouch. (Bob, any ideas...........?)


http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7223/winnergz6.jpg

Funny you should say that ::)

[vbloke]

Dear Zeus, my precious eyes!

[median]

:xtree:

I want...world peace..a world where skeptic and believer can live in harmony.

:ghost:

Oh nuts to that..a Transformer's DVD, half a stilton and a bottle of vintage port will do me O0

[bobdezon]

Dear Zeus, my precious eyes!


calm down dear ::)

[Lost Rosie Specs]

I wasn't sure what I wanted but this image came to me in a dream ;)
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g129/Doodah71b/BLwish.jpg

Perfect Xmas pressie!>:D

[brianp]

Sorry to break the bad news folks, but this thread is academic because Santa committed suicide in Gateshead today by throwing himself off the roof of Gateshead's Swallow Hotel:

http://www.bpears.org.uk/temp/DSCF2938.JPG

http://www.bpears.org.uk/temp/DSCF2937.JPG

http://www.bpears.org.uk/temp/DSCF2935.JPG

A Lapland spokesman said that Santa had been increasingly depressed by developments in recent months. First came minimum wage demands by his elves; then the animal-welfare department said he had to give his reindeer a 10 minute break every hour; then the FAA said he couldn't fly below 500 feet over built-up areas - and the last straw, a ban on saying "Ho, Ho, Ho" by the PC nuts. He just couldn't take any more.

[siestatime]

;D;D;D

My son told me that he thinks Father Christmas is really Doctor Who in disguise ´cos as he can go back in time in his Tardis, he can visit all the children in the world on the same night.

Not a bad theory. For a seven year old.

[bindeweede]

And I don't want a 2008 "Beetroot World" calendar either, as seen in a GC today, with the Ma.

[brianp]

;D;D;D
My son told me that he thinks Father Christmas is really Doctor Who in disguise ´cos as he can go back in time in his Tardis, he can visit all the children in the world on the same night.

Not a bad theory. For a seven year old.

Tell him Santa's dead - and have a cheap Christmas.