death clock - find out when you will learn the truth

[bruno.j]

hi all - one to really mess with your heads :cheesy:

try this little test @ : http://www.deathclock.com/

it tells you when you are going to die - ( and maybe find out who was right - woo's or skeptics ;D )

go on just for a laugh try it ( go on i dare you :scared: )

incidentally - according to this i am already dead - i passed over 2 years + ago :-\ - so the REAL reason i believe in ghosts is revealed - I AM ONE - ( whoooo - and other spooky sound effects )

regards

Brett (and no jokes about being "brain dead " either - heard em all O0 )

[Melanie]

Well I pressed the button several times without changing any of my answers, and got several different answers! However, on average it looks like I'll live to be 98 so that's okay...

[bindeweede]

Bad news for me, then. I died on August 6th, 2006.

What a fun little game.:sad:

[bruno.j]

welcome to the legions of the undead - fated to roam the earth haunting people - guess you will have to go and do the woo's - well i'm doing the skeptics - so find your own pitch ;D;D:eek3:

regards

brett/bruno.j

[bobdezon]

I find it safer to take the batteries out of my death clock. ;)

[Mongrel]

I find it safer to take the batteries out of my death clock. ;)

I always sleep through the alarm anyway ;D

Anyway, it says I'm good till 2037 so beers are on me O0

[bruno.j]

well i guess that THEY have faith the world wont end in 2012 - so that's good ;)

brett

[Scottish_Girl]

Gosh! Better type this quickly, (as if I believe it)

Mine said Wed 24 Oct 2007 at exactl

[bindeweede]

welcome to the legions of the undead - fated to roam the earth haunting people - guess you will have to go and do the woo's - well i'm doing the skeptics - so find your own pitch ;D;D:eek3:

regards

brett/bruno.j

Am I "undead" or a member of the "living dead"? The pain in my back and knees (painting garden fence) must be an illusion, a delusion, or a whatsitsname......hallucination. It seems very real to me, but then I have passed over to spirit world. Still, I can now go and have fun scaring the shoot out of everyone I am not terribly fond of. Now, where should I start.........?

Edit. Scottish Girl - so sorry to see you join us so soon........

[siestatime]

Am I "undead" or a member of the "living dead"? The pain in my back and knees (painting garden fence) must be an illusion, a delusion, or a whatsitsname......hallucination. It seems very real to me, but then I have passed over to spirit world. Still, I can now go and have fun scaring the shoot out of everyone I am not terribly fond of. Now, where should I start.........?



Edit. Scottish Girl - so sorry to see you join us so soon........

You could start by helping me win a load of cash from the JREF Forum by proving that there is in fact an after-life. Full description please. ;D

I was just about to enquire as to your health and your whereabouts, Scottish Girl... too late.;)

[bindeweede]

You could start by helping me win a load of cash from the JREF Forum by proving that there is in fact an after-life. Full description please. ;D

I was just about to enquire as to your health and your whereabouts, Scottish Girl... too late.;)

The thing is, I just "know" there is a spirit world, and spirit energy, even though silly scientists, who have machines that can see to the furthest edge of the known universe, and machines that can identify the tiniest of tiny particles of matter, but cannot identify spirit energy - but they are wrong and I am right. Because I just "know".

Gottit? It really is awfully simple.:smiley: Comme moi.

Actually, I am still waiting to get into the after-life - there is a huge queue of smiling Christians and a few suicide-bombers waiting for sexual paradise. It's not all fun up here, you know. But I do know the numbers for Saturday's UK Lottery......7, 13......oops, just got throught the Gates. BYE!

[Lord Muck oGentry]

The good news is that I seem to have karked it, according to this bloody Death Clock.

The bad news is that I have to come back.

And the worst news is that the buggers are reincarnating me once a week.
http://www.skeptics.org.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1132

Can't a chap have a kip?

[Zaira]

I'm poppin off on Thursday, March 15, 2029 ??

[tkingdoll]

I'm poppin off on Thursday, March 15, 2029 ??

Beware the Ides of March...

[Zaira]

I had to Google it. ;)

"In modern times, the term ides is best known because of Julius Caesar having been assassinated on the Ides of March in 44 BCE, the story of which was famously retold in William Shakespeare's play Julius Caesar.[2] The term has come to be used as a metaphor for impending doom."

[tkingdoll]

I had to Google it. ;)

"In modern times, the term ides is best known because of Julius Caesar having been assassinated on the Ides of March in 44 BCE, the story of which was famously retold in William Shakespeare's play Julius Caesar.[2] The term has come to be used as a metaphor for impending doom."

Indeed :)

And presumably you also found out that the ides of March is the 15th.

Which is also my birthday!!

[Zaira]

So it's your birthday on the 15th of March?
If I'm still around I'll post you a card. :smiley:

[InForAPennyInForApound]

Total hogwash fun!! For someone who had 2 serious heart attacks, this made me really laugh!! Wow, I will live forever!!
my passing away is on Friday, June 17, 2061 O0

[dee]

Just done my death clock and hooray I'm here for yonks yet :cheesy:

Date of my demise is: Saturday 15th January 2039, but I'm aiming for longer so I can get my own back on the kids! ;D

[median]

Apparently the difference between being an optimist and a pessimist is 36 years.???

Just keep smiling...just keep smiling.....Errr...do antidepressants count :-\