Truncation, truncation, truncation.

[brettdbass]

I love this game - spot the amusing truncated subject line.
Traditionally applied to emails, but I often find myself amused by truncated subject headings on forums and there are some great ones here right now...

Dowsing Test: protocol for a cuddles.

Where do ghosts come from? Zaira.

Acupuncture and vitamin C fail bindeweede.

Drug side-effects worse than bindeweede.

And not to be left out myself:-
Is there a collective brettdbass?

What tickles your funny?

[bindeweede]

I love this game - spot the amusing truncated subject line.
Traditionally applied to emails, but I often find myself amused by truncated subject headings on forums and there are some great ones here right now...

Dowsing Test: protocol for a cuddles.

Where do ghosts come from? Zaira.

Acupuncture and vitamin C fail bindeweede.

Drug side-effects worse than bindeweede.

And not to be left out myself:-
Is there a collective brettdbass?

What tickles your funny?

Nice observation - I'd never quite looked at those threads that way:smiley:.

[bindeweede]

I love this game - spot the amusing truncated subject line.
Traditionally applied to emails, but I often find myself amused by truncated subject headings on forums and there are some great ones here right now...

Dowsing Test: protocol for a cuddles.

Where do ghosts come from? Zaira.

Acupuncture and vitamin C fail bindeweede.

Drug side-effects worse than bindeweede.

And not to be left out myself:-
Is there a collective brettdbass?

What tickles your funny?

This will make you laugh - I've just posted "How to spot a charlatan".....

[seren]

I rather like:

Upcoming events.....Allo Allo....


:)

[Allo Allo]

I rather like:

Upcoming events.....Allo Allo....


:)
;D

[bindeweede]

There are some nice ones at the moment....

Clairvoyants come bottom of Cuddles.

Where do ghosts come from Cuddles.

Cure for Cancer and AIDS The Great Bymble.

[seren]

Doesn't strictly belong here, and you're all so nice here I almost daren't admit to being so crude but.....

...my mind instantly spoonerised the "junk and spam" thread title......ewww....

Back on topic: "Unknown cuddles"

[Muttley]

A few more today:

How would you go about John Jackson?

Have any of you ever seen a Scottish Girl?

Drug side-effects worse than Zaira.

Skeptics to commit... mongrel.

Prestigious Matt, and

Unknown mongrel.

[Mongrel]

A few more today:

How would you go about John Jackson?

Have any of you ever seen a Scottish Girl?

Drug side-effects worse than Zaira.

Skeptics to commit... mongrel.

Prestigious Matt, and

Unknown mongrel.

I feel unloved today :-[

[Muttley]

I feel unloved today :-[

Nothing personal - just the luck of the draw.:smiley:

Skeptics have decided to commit mojo today, so you're off the hook there.

And I have just picked up "Is anyone else fed up with the Muttley?". Unfortunately the word "the" rather spoils it.

M.

[seren]

Oh man!

"Why do psychics care about Tin Lizzie"

Love it! ;D

[fruitfly]

What if Zaira?

Xenu to attack tkingdoll.

Have you ever seen a BillB?

Hypocrisy, or it may all be fruitfly.

Keep your unborn baby by Brianp.

[seren]

What happens when a believer cuddles.

[Zaira]

I don’t get it?!!

Tell me how to play. ;)

[brettdbass]

Yoinks, completely forgot I ever made this thread - ???

Here goes then:~

To all believers (and... Julia

Big-chief Littlehorn's tkingdoll

hypocrisy - or may it all be fruitfly

And last, but not least:~
Thank You! Zaira

[brodski]

The society of homeopaths: Vbloke

Skies to be swept for alien John Jackson

[seren]

Resurrected because I like these too much:


Does anyone remember the Mischief Monkey

Is your house haunted by bobdezon

[ZERO]

;D;D Some funny stuff in this thread, here's one:

Drug side-effects worse than bindeweede

[siestatime]

How about:

Concussion- 7 months after John Jackson

:eek3:

[siestatime]

How about:

Concussion- 7 months after John Jackson

:eek3:

advice needed, if you´re reading this, I am not making light of your problem, and I join the other posters in suggesting that you visit specialist doctors.

[seren]

The value of chiropractors cuddles (awww)

and

Messages from miscarriages ZERO.

(I'm not even going to touch the "scratch and sniff" thread...:shocked: )

[bindeweede]

This must be a classic.............
"What is the point of life?" Zero;D

[ZERO]

Up goes this thread again.:smiley:

How do investigators identify bobdezon

Can someone please explain to dalriada ??

[ZERO]

Sue Fraser - intuition or dizzyblonde ;D ;D

[Fiona]

This is fun and real - no (http://www.skeptics.org.uk/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=1888)Janot (http://www.skeptics.org.uk/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&f=23)

[Janot]

This is fun and real - no (http://www.skeptics.org.uk/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=1888)Janot (http://www.skeptics.org.uk/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&f=23)The story of my life - parties only ever got going after I had gone home.:sad:

[brodski]

Can someone please explain to… Mulder

[DrS]

For the first time, Britain has .... Cuddles :smiley:

[Cuddles]

Skeptics to commit... tkingdoll.

Well, it was bound to happen eventually.:tongue:

[SimonC]

Is belief a process of cuddles.

If only it was. :smiley:

David Hicks released Fiona.

About time too!

[Fiona]

*Is much relieved* ;D

[fruitfly]

Official - Blair becomes a pebble.

[siestatime]

Official - Blair becomes a pebble.

right now, Official - Blair becomes a toad.

[bindeweede]

Sorry, I just could not resist.....

"Anyone know anyone who wants.....tkingdoll."

Please, no offense intended.

[ZERO]

Exclusive Brethren Hunter

Well, if you guys can't hunt foxes anymore, I guess it's fair enough. :tongue:

[brodski]

How gay are you on the farsideofthemoon

Hmm is homosexuality related to proximity to Pink Floyd?



Council pays psychic for legaleagle.
Well, at least sceptics can get subsidised readings too ;)

[seren]

Atheism, Evil, Stupidity and seren. :undecided:

[brodski]

Atheism, Evil, Stupidity and seren. :undecided:

But at least someone is thinking of you...


yellow- entertainment for seren

[ZERO]

UK's Best Psychic DrB

Well, I didn't see that coming!

[Janot]

Stephen Hawking - Just how much has he really contributed to physics? Zero

[brodski]

Google earth and the Daily Cuddles.

[dalriada]

Lovely little line up of threads on the General Discussion list today!

-Derren Brown

- Curing homosexuals

- Peep Show

And coming close behind, bringing up the rear is:

- MPs and expenses

;D

[bindeweede]

"The wrong people investigate Mulder".::)

[brettdbass]

"The wrong people investigate Mulder".::)

Also... "A Fundamental Flaw In Mulder".

:ponder:

[MischiefMonkey]

"Gay Scientists isolate John Jackson"

[brettdbass]

New Wiltshire crop circle is... by Mulder.

AHA! Your secret is out!

[seren]

The answer to back pain is Bunny!

[FarSideOfTheMoon]

The answer to back pain is Bunny!

I had one eye on this thread when I started that one :tongue:

Is that cheating? I think so

[Mulder]

New Wiltshire crop circle is... by Mulder.

AHA! Your secret is out!

I only just noticed this! If I did one people would say it was designed to illustrate chaos theory.

[brettdbass]

I only just noticed this! If I did one people would say it was designed to illustrate chaos theory.

You know, annoncing that amongst this bunch of geeks, nerds and boffins, you're setting yourself up for all sorts of trouble with that sentence.

[ZERO]

Do mediums bring comfort to Sarama?

Is there anything unique in filippo lippi?

We can only wonder.

[brettdbass]

Can Acne be cured by any Bunny?

[ZERO]

Chinese medicine kills bindeweede

Oh my god, they've killed Kenny bindeweede!

You bastards! >:-)

[filippo lippi]

Is there anything unique in filippo lippi?

We can only wonder.

The truth hurts :'(

[bindeweede]

"How can I get rid of my Matt?" 8)

[brettdbass]

Really bad baby names (for... Croydon Bob)

[seren]

Roll up, roll up for the amazing non-evasive psychic Mischief Monkey.

[Jack of Kent]

Sarah Palin - is she really by Tim the Mage

[Matt]

Sarah Palin - is she really by Tim the Mage

I'm starting to wonder ::)

[Tim the Mage]

Sarah Palin - is she really by Tim the Mage

You never know what you can create8)

[seren]

This is just a thread title:

Derek Ogilvie taking the.....

Indeed he is! ;D;D

[Jack of Kent]

Richard Dawkins embarrassed by Croydon Bob...

[Mongrel]

Richard Dawkins embarrassed by Croydon Bob...


Well, who isn't ;D

*runs*

[MischiefMonkey]

Why are people afraid of ... Matt:scared:

[Nasib]

Sorry, but just couldn't resist ...

non-evasive psychic ... bindeweede

and

Clairvoyant surprised by Dubious Dick

(I dread to think ...)

[chaggle]

Colonic irrigation; is it by filippo lippi

[Legaleagle]

Are we in the UK lagging.... by newathiest

That reminds me, with winter on the way, I must check my pipes...

[Mongrel]

Are we in the UK lagging.... by newathiest

That reminds me, with winter on the way, I must check my pipes...

The lagging bit or are you going to be e-mailing filippo lippo? ;D

[bindeweede]

Can a creationist be a NorthernSoul?

[NorthernSoul]

Ghosts of Glastonbury scamming a scammer.

[NorthernSoul]

Zero mobiles in hospital

[Pebble]

Pandas Attack..Dalriada

[ZERO]

When Pandas Attack ...Pebble.

Pandas are responsible for the smooth rounding of stones, not water erosion.
Of course panda smoothing takes a lot longer than water weathering, so there is yet more proof that the world is very much older than mainstream science would have us believe.

[bindeweede]

RNA replication achieved! by NorthernSoul.

[Dubious Dick]

I was a complete skeptic... (http://www.ukskeptics.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=3420) by John Jackson (http://www.ukskeptics.com/forum/member.php?find=lastposter&f=20)

[seren]

;D

I still love these!

At the moment I'm enjoying:

Truncation truncation, Dubious Dick

because it sounds like the start of a filthy rhyme!

[seren]

Atheists don't donate to Matt!

and

Aliens in UFOs have visited Bruce

[NorthernSoul]

Scientific Hoax: Immortal Jellyfish Gordon Smith

[seren]

Slightly different approach- I was reading the thread titles from each forum in order down the page. They currently read:

Please help, I think I've
Contextual examples of
Witches put to death in
UK Skeptics Conference 2009

;D

[Trinoc]

Slightly different approach- I was reading the thread titles from each forum in order down the page. They currently read:

Please help, I think I've
Contextual examples of
Witches put to death in
UK Skeptics Conference 2009

;D
A while back we managed to contrive some lists like that on Bad Science. Here's one I captured ...

[seren]

2% allergic to Matt. :undecided:

and

Mitchell and Webb are on a Pebble. :smiley:

[Matt]

2% allergic to Matt. :undecided:


This is completely overstated. It's usually a self diagnosed Matt intollerance whihc is a entirely different thing to an allergy...

Such self diagnosed intollerances rarely show up in a double blind Matt Challenge protocol

http://www.graininformationservice.co.uk/content/1/47/wheat-allergy-and-intolerance.html

[ZERO]

Scientists/skeptics unfair to.....Harryprice
Those bastards.

Glucosamine fails....brianp
Try Vodka.