If you had a spirit guide...who would it be?

[Dr B]

Just for fun.

Mine - probably Carl Sagan......Plato / Socrates would be fun :cheesy:

Or even "Burt Fumbleneck" a well known and much missed street tramp of the area.....I think the lower classes are under represented in the psychic-guide realm...:cheesy:

If there was anything you ever wanted to know about Blue Nun and cider...Burt was your man O0

[FarSideOfTheMoon]

It would have to be Elvis....thats assuming he is dead of course ;)

[Allo Allo]

Just for fun.

Mine - probably Carl Sagan......Plato / Socrates would be fun :cheesy:

All you have to do is ASK! Try Carl Sagan first - as soon as he logs in (you will hear him speaking to you in your head) let me know - I've got a few questions!

I'm relying on you, because my own head is busy with my own guides and they don't like to be evicted!!!!! >:D

PS - like your new quote!

[Matt]

I've heard that 'Kreed Kafer' was a very informative spirit. 'Rik Eedles' and 'Ged Harken' equally so. :-\

However I'd like Issac Asimov. His books made me think of him as a friend and I'd welcome the return of his gentle voice.

[vbloke]

If I had a spirit guide, it'd probably end up being some grumpy old sod who whined incessantly in my ear all day and night.

[Zaira]

Look around you. Your spirit guide is your best friend and your best friend is your spirit guide. You only need to know when to listen and when to shut up.

[tkingdoll]

I'd go with Richard Feynman. He'd say things like 'relax. Not your problem. Look at that stripper!'

[dalriada]

Tony Soprano- and I'd like him to be armed.

[Zaira]

Xena!! ;)

[Garth]

can I choose the menu from the cocktail lounge/wine bar?
It's the only kind of spirits I know are true.


I can? :cheesy:
That's the spirit O0

[Zaira]

Yes. Pass it over here when you are finished with it.

[Lord Muck oGentry]

Lagavulin. Keep the cork.

[Zaira]

"What do you expect?"
"From you, nothing! From me, nothing less."
Quote From Xena

[wooo_oops]

I'd be first in the queue for Houdini.

Imagine being able to produce someone's lost house keys from your mouth, (as opposed to a piece of muslin).O0

[SimonC]

Spike Milligan

Tell me Spike, where's the missing person?

"He's fallen in the water" ;D

[Tin Lizzie]

I'd be first in the queue for Houdini.

Imagine being able to produce someone's lost house keys from your mouth, (as opposed to a piece of muslin).O0

Er, don't mean to poop in the party but incidences of apport are not uncommon. The best I have heard of is a fresh rose. More recently a friend woke up to find a large shinynail beside her bed, after dreaming of nails (needless to say, it doesn't belong to her)

So.....there

[tkingdoll]

I tell you what else is not uncommon: lying; attention seeking; twisting the facts to make them more interesting; being plain old mistaken; fantasizing; exaggerating; not realising an object was there the whole time before; noticing the object the night before in peripheral vision and that triggering a dream about the object; wishful thinking; etc etc.

There are many, many explanations for the nail story, Occams Razor giving us lots to choose from, including the least palatable but very likely 'it never happened' to the kinder and also very likely 'it didn't happen exactly as it was told to you'. Pick the simplest. It's the one most likely to be right.

At the absolute, rock bottom, doesn't-even-scrape-onto-the-list-of-potential-explanations you have "apported there by paranormal phenomena in defiance of all known physical laws and in the absence of an actual witness to the phenomena".

Will someone please explain to me where this drive, this compulsion to cling to a physically impossible explanation when there are so many well-document, human, possible, plausible and likely ones to choose from, actually comes from?

Tin Lizzie, I appreciate you believe you are keeping an open mind, but can you explain to me the difference between accepting "someone apported a nail" without question and just being a creduloid?

[FarSideOfTheMoon]

Er, don't mean to poop in the party but incidences of apport are not uncommon. The best I have heard of is a fresh rose. More recently a friend woke up to find a large shinynail beside her bed, after dreaming of nails (needless to say, it doesn't belong to her)

So.....there

Just last night, a new 42inch LCDB Sony Bravia telly popped out my mouth, I was well chuffed. Been dreaming about a new TV for ages.

[wooo_oops]

I've changed my mind.

Tommy Cooper.

Imagine producing a lost sense of humour from out of your mouth (as opposed to a bunch of keys).

:totty:

[Zaira]

Anyway..... Getting back on topic..... :smiley:

Who would your spirit guide be?

[bobdezon]

colin fry ::)

[BillB]

Hi,

In the true spirit of humour I would choose John Jackson, but he would need to have passed over first. :cheesy: After all a good skeptical spirit is essential when exploring the unknown!! ;D

BillB :smiley:

[brettdbass]

Animal, from the muppet show.

[polomint38]

I know the thread is dead.

But I would have Myra Hindley as my guide, she'll help mefind body's.

Or Fred West! >:D

[newatheist]

no no no no you've all got it wrong!!! its gotta be GOD!! he/she is omnipotent, can whoop jackie chan's ass, write better plays than shakespeare and smarter than einstein.

hahahha!! beat that.

oh wait what? he doesn't exist?
it was gettin so good too.

lol>:D>:D>:D

[Big Bird]

Frankie Boyle

I reckon he'd have god in a comedy fest. Also i reckon he'd drink god under the table.

[Tim the Mage]

I shall carry on using whisky as my spirit guide.

[lost thought]

I shall carry on using whisky as my spirit guide.

Ah yes you know my good friends, Blair Athol, Tam Dhu, Ben Nevis and lets not forget Glen Morangie whom I think is an exallant spirit guide and would be my main choice. O0